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THE LADIES OF DUKE


INTERVIEW BY WILFRED BRANDT
PHOTO BY ELVIS DI FAZIO


Emily Hunt and Raquel Welsh are the two responsible for the Sydney based, celebrity-trash-culture and op-shop fashion obsessed Duke magazine. They are an oddly maternal, eerily co-dependent pair and their homely abode above a shop-front on Parramatta Road makes Grey Gardens look like the Ritz. We sat them down to talk about their lives and the elaborate collections that surround them.

Click here to see more of the Duke girls' cool stuff.

Vice: So tell me about your photo frames.

Raquel:
There’s a bunch of rules. If we find a photo of someone in a frame, it stays.

Emily: If we find a frame that has one of those photos that shows you how to put a photo in a frame, we leave that in too.

OK.

R:
Sometimes we cut pictures out from magazines. Like there’s the picture of Peter Andre and Jordan’s magical wedding, which we stuck in.

E: It was quite a lowkey wedding, you know.

R: She came in on a pink horse-drawn pumpkin, and a pink Cinderella outfit.

Is her picture on your Love Wall or is she on the Hate Wall?

R:
She’s on the Love Wall cause she’s pretty fucking awesome.

E: But Peter Andre’s on the Love and Hate Wall.

R: Yeah, cause we have like, mixed feelings, y’know.

Alright, what’s with your Charles Manson tapestry?

R:
I made it for an art show. It’s incredible that nobody bought it. How ridiculous! Nobody’s ever going to make a tapestry of him ever again.

And you named the magazine Duke because you’re both obsessed with royalty?

R:
Yeah, but also because we’re obsessed with David Bowie, who’s the Thin White Duke.

I think you guys are obsessed with ordering things. You seem to order everything—all the stuff on your walls and all your books.

E:
We are obsessed with ordering. And Duke is really a way of ordering our thoughts.

So you anthropomorphise everything in the house?

E:
Yeah totally! Everything’s personified. And that’s why we place them together so it creates more of a life. Because when they’re by themselves, it’s just like, they’re lost.

You have a great collection of monkeys. Are they all from the 80s?

R:
Yeah. There was a thing about the 80s with rude chimpanzees acting like humans. But also a thing with a lot of naked women with the chimps as well.

E: It was all weirdly sexualised.

R: It was a weird thing with boobs and chimps.

E: We don’t know why these things happened, but we certainly appreciate them.

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Comments

Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
they’re not wigs!
Anonymous, on Nov 30, 2008 wrote:
Who hasnt
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
i fucked that girl in purple!
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote:
What a bunch of babes!
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
ha ha ha

I just realized that there were more picks of the girls..... fuck thats gold! i really want to check out this house! it’s like a museum / fun house.

ha ha what a random bunch of collectables!

fantastic!
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
They look like allot of fun!

They make me horny.

I love girls that don’t take themselves too seriously.

Keep up the good work you hot bitches. The interview made me fall even more in love with duke and everything it’s about. ;-)
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
I just wish we could have seen a picture of the monkey collection
Anonymous, on Nov 17, 2008 wrote:
Picture one 1 - Nightmare on Elm Street Part 1
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
I am just so full of hate and wit that I will now make an original statement of dislike about this interview
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
What a shit pile of comments from you fucking retards. They are just too funny ladies with hobbies and collections, vice happened to focus on that. ’Tis rather a shame that they didn’t bother to make any comment on their fucking hilarious magazine which far surpasses Vice in originality, hatefulness and wit.
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
how do they get down the stairs? Does one of them sleep atop the giant dollhouse?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
fuck dees hoes
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
mk and ashley in shit wigs no?
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
no fucks given
Anonymous, on Nov 15, 2008 wrote:
This is what the future is all about, a fetishistic reexamination of pop culture through a continually more complex crystal lens.

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