A GUY WHO PUKED ON HOLLYWOOD STARS
INTERVIEW BY AMY KELLNER SELF-PORTRAITS BY JAMIE TAETE
Vice: Why did you do this?
Jamie Taete: I was in LA and I just figured why not. It’s all people I have a fairly large problem with.
Is it real puke?
Yes. I tried to eat different gross combos of food, like for Wesley Snipes I ate Doritos and milk. I was hoping it would look really foul, but it all ended up looking the same.
How did you make yourself puke so much?
I just stuck my fingers down my throat.
It’s that easy for you?
Yeah, I puke quite a lot. I was brushing my teeth the other day and I puked because I accidentally brushed the back of my tongue.
Did anyone see you or try to stop you?
Most people just ignored me. I guess there’s weirder stuff happening on the boulevard at 4 AM. One person yelled at my friend while he was peeing on Siegfried & Roy’s star, but it was in Spanish so I don’t know what he said. Maybe he was saying, “Right on!”
How many stars did you puke on?
Twelve. There were tons more I wanted to do but I ran out of time. Plus I got really sick from doing it. I couldn’t eat for four days and my teeth felt really gravelly for a few days afterward from the stomach acid, I guess. I’m sorry I didn’t get to do Pierce Brosnan or Kim Basinger or Mariah Carey or Johnny Depp. And unfortunately Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, and Sandra Bullock don’t even have stars.
So you just, like, hate these people?
Yeah, with the exception of Meryl Streep and Olivia Newton-John. Those were affectionate pukes.
Who’s your ultimate most-hated celebrity?
Wesley Snipes is my least favorite person on earth probably. He’s just hideous. Have you heard about his ear hair?
Ear hair?
Apparently he has really long hair in one ear but he won’t cut it for some religious reason. They have to CGI it out of movies that he’s in. It really upsets me.
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Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
i don’t know
I just really like this kid
ear hair is gross// making people mad is fun | | Anonymous, on Jan 17, 2009 wrote:
Get a life you dork! | | Anonymous, on Dec 15, 2008 wrote:
good dugy!!!
dugy dugy | | joxmcrox, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote:
good work, that’s gonzo journalism’s lowest point.... | | Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote:
Wooooooo, lets all be sick on the floor... I quite like the colour of that shirt. | | Anonymous, on Oct 26, 2008 wrote:
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfYAY | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
What a pile of shit | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
This actually my least favourite vice article ever! | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
And Halle was not a fail. You can see its gunna hit it. And theres already some on spielberg (which means win win win) | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
Ew, Jonny Depp? Of course he should’ve puked on him! | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
that halle berry one was fail. didn’t land anywhere near it. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
Rite On Jamie. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
Why would he want to puke on Johnny Depp? I don’t mind Johnny Depp. | | Anonymous, on Oct 24, 2008 wrote:
C’mon vice! sex in alleyways not American pranks!!! | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
why didn’t you puke on jamie lee curtis? | | Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
not loafers | | Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
Hahaha. ’capitol’, hey? | | Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
"i was about to slate this for being gayer than england"
What’s this comment all about? for a start England had a capitol E... And if this was a racist comment I am sure it would not have been allowed. | | Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
i was about to slate this for being gayer than england, but then saw the sting star.
good man, this is important work.
important in the same way bloc party are shit. | | Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
Is there a website somewhere that will give you $100 if you take a picture of yourself taking a shit on Ryan Seacrest’s star? | | Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
Amy + Jamie should have equaled something way funnier than this | | Anonymous, on Oct 19, 2008 wrote:
I want to be a baby! | | Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
How is this borrowed from Barley? And Jamie. I love you. Lets make a baby. | | Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
actually borrowing from barley .new low | | Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
JAMIE TAETE is so rad | | Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2008 wrote:
Yayyyyy | | Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
i wouldn’t wear loafers to do this. | | Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
his aim is just ok. | | Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
This is so weak. It’s like me with a hang over, a bad cold, and maybe a recent beating for talking when I should have been listening weak. Someone should actually beat me for reading this. I am, after all, a worse person because of it. | | Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote:
what about billy zane? huh? | | | Next 30 comments > |
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