Published October, 2008
A GUY WHO MAKES ALL OF US LOOK LIKE BABIES IN COMPARISON
INTERVIEW AND PHOTO BY BEN ANDERSON
I first met Kavuye two years ago when I was training with the Advance Force Rangers of eastern Congo. I’d met one of them on another trip, and he had shown me a small graveyard, explaining that one in eight of his men had been shot, and that they barely earn $150 a month. They are also hideously outnumbered by rebels who rape and pillage their way around the Virunga National Park, which straddles Congo, Rwanda, and Uganda. There are thought to be about 40,000 rebels, but there are barely 700 park rangers.
I’d noticed Kavuye because I used to march right behind him in drills, and he had these huge scars that wrapped around the back of his neck and the bottom of his skull. They looked like centuries-old tree bark, and yet Kavuye also had one of the warmest smiles I’d ever seen. One day I asked him how he got the scars.
 “I was working as a ranger. I was appointed as chief of the team. At a given moment, the local people I was chasing tried to corrupt me, but I refused. Then they gave money to Rwandan soldiers to ambush me, to kill me. So the Rwandan soldiers ambushed me. They shot at me, across my chest, so I laid down. There were too many of them. I advised my rangers to run away. I tried to watch and see how many were shooting at us. There was almost a company of them. We were six against many of them, 25 soldiers of the Rwandan government. They surrounded and caught me. They took me far away where they usually kill people, animals, and elephants. They beat me too much and obliged me to pass through thorns many times. I was seriously wounded.”
He showed me black lumps under his skin all over his legs, his knees, and his hands. “What are they?”
“Everywhere I have these thorns stuck in me. Then they decided to kill me, after tying my arms. I didn’t agree and decided to fight with them and run away. Unfortunately I was already tired and weakened and I fell. They shot me twice as I was lying down.”
He laid on the ground and showed me how they shot him, a cold and casual execution from just a few feet away, as he must have laid there looking up at them. One bullet broke his clavicle, the other broke part of his skull.
“Did they think you were dead?”
“Yes, this is true, even I thought I was dead. I fainted and lost my mind. They took off all my clothes and then covered me with herbs and thorns. To recover my mind I spent two days like that. I realized I was lying in blood. I tried to move, but much of my body was unable to move. During that period I was too thirsty. I even drank my own urine.”
“Could you walk?”
“I was hardly walking. To do 30 miles I was spending a whole day. It was very difficult. I had nothing to eat. I even ate mud from the ground. I had no hope, so much so I went to a herd of elephants so they could kill me. But they passed without killing me. I even went where lions were so they could kill me, but in vain. I went where buffalo were, but no one would kill me. So I decided then to look for people who might help me.”
“You were disappointed the elephants, lions, and buffalo didn’t kill you?”
“That’s it. Then I took the direction of the mountains, hoping I would meet people. Fortunately I got to an Interhamwe camp. They asked me if I was a Rwandan soldier, because they were fighting against them. I said no, so they took me to their doctor. By now my wounds had many insects in them.”
“Jesus Christ,” I thought when he told me he had run into the Interhamwe, “this is the most incredible story I have ever heard.” The Interhamwe are the Hutus responsible for the Rwandan genocide that killed roughly 800,000 Tutsis. They had fled to Congo after Rwandan Tutsi rebels chased them out. But Kavuye just kept talking.
“This journey took 15 days. The Interhamwe doctor poured a product in my wound and it killed the insects. It took three months of treatment before I was cured.”
“You spent three months in the Interhamwe camp?”
“Yes. So that doctor was very pleased to see the improvement in my health and asked me to come back to thank him and give him money. My sister was married somewhere close, so I sent for her to talk to my father.”
“Did your family think you were dead?”
“Yes, no one realized I was still alive. I went back home and sold my house for $450. I paid some expenses and took $250 to the doctor who cured me. Then I began working with the rangers with the hope they would help me recover that money, but in vain.
“While I was working my father died. Then during the same period Mai Mai [Congolese rebels] took control of a nearby camp for one week. They came to my house and asked where I was. My wife gave an answer they weren’t happy with, so they killed her.”
I never saw Kavuye complain. I never saw him angry or short-tempered. I never even saw him get tired. I don’t think I ever saw him without his incredible smile. After meeting him and hearing his story, I promised myself that I’d never feel hard done by again.
See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Dec 22, 2009 wrote: the people who question the validity of this story are people who’ve had so little struggle in their life they can’t understand even what it’s like to be truly hungry. they’re brats to question the hardship people go through. i was born a citizen overseas, came here back in 79-80. it hasn’t been perfect but i’ve had it alright. my roomie always complains about his family, i never say shit. yesterday i had to go off about how my sisters were out selling fucking pencils to u.s. occupation soldiers at 3 am to survive, just so his spoiled ass would shut the fuck up. all you who haven’t had shit to struggle against need to shut the fuck up when it comes to whether you believe his story or not. thousands, if not millions of people around the world share similar life stories. you don’t come into contact with these people cuz they’re not the people who are caught up with shopping at urban outfitters and reading the dos and don’ts. really, i wish i could have this conversation face to face so when you actually say something that ignorant (which you wouldn’t if not for the fact you’re behind a computer screen) i could just fuck you up personally. straight up. y’know, i enjoy all the things this culture has to offer as well, music, fashion, etc. but you spoiled bitches need to have some "humble" beaten into you. |  |
| |  | Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2009 wrote: How is the story THAT unbelievable?? People survive for days on a raft in the ocean, or for days in a car after an accident in a remote location. You cynical assholes. |  | Anonymous, on Dec 21, 2009 wrote: If its real he is the champ. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: now he’s a soldier... he’s probably doing the same thing to other people. |  | Anonymous, on Sep 11, 2009 wrote: what a load of bull shit this story is |  | Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote: its a lovely story of survival, and id love to believe it, but this just doesnt happen. its too far fetched and unbelievable.
still, sweet story and a sweet article. better than shitty one week fashion trends and pretentious bands. |  | Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: and fuck the person that says they hate black ppl. ignorant prick |  | Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2008 wrote: this is vice at its best. its so easy for us to forget how we good we have it and what we take for granted, but this its whats going on in the real world. but noone really gives a fuck |  | Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2008 wrote: If only we could put a stop to all this.
|  | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: I hate black people
|  | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: what a shame with all the cursing on here. and the comment about him being a ’god,’ yeah whatever.
however it is truly an unforgettable story and what a remarkable story. |  | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote: wat an amazing man, so selfless and positive with it. my inspiration |  | Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: The situation hasn’t changed in Congo. More rangers stories here: www.gorilla.cd |  | Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: i don’t think that anyone around me can or should complain about their lifes after reading this. |  | Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2008 wrote: Real stories, real people. None of this ’Yeah like this one time i totally ate out a girl from Denmark it ruled, the end’ garb. Well done VICE. Credibility points + 100 |  | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2008 wrote: finally something worth reading |  | Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2008 wrote: amazing. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 17, 2008 wrote: dude is hard. holy fuck. amazing story. the end about his wife...fuck. i don’t think i could deal. what a fucking survivor. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: cool story bro |  | Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2008 wrote: This man is a god. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: Wow, people are tougher than they know, but this guy is of the charts. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: Kavuye is a dude |  |
| Benny Boy, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: that’s one lucky bastard.
I don’t believe every part of it but it sounds crazy! |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: You should have been in Kolwezi 1978. A handful (not more than 45) of Congo and South African army advisors held about 4000 rebels at bay for 3 days until a French Foreign Legion regiment arrived, just as the town was about to be overrun. The glory goes to the Legion, deservedly, as the South Africans were the bad boys on the block back then; but they did the job. I met a Legionaire there who today is a really good friend. Sadly I have lost touch with the Congo soldiers but they were quite similar to this guy. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: i fucking did cry... |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: Been there done that and still have the freakin thorns in my arm...well i got mine in the KLA but still...what a legend...if my life falls apart its either working for Advance Force Rangers of eastern Congo or a marine biologist in Gabon
guyphenix |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: You can’t do nothing but put a finger up your ass, plug it out again and see if it still has that same ol’ scent... He can’t do nothing but smile. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: Fuck... |  |
| Raimonds, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote: What a beautiful story, much needed to remind me and to appreciate the life around me, our refined grieves. This is so raw and honest. I am with you, Ben, in the last sentence. |  | | Next 30 comments > |
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