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  If you miss your show and had a weird thing at work where someone stole your thing, you can get pretty bummed. Can you even begin to conceive of the kind of depression homeless people feel? It must be like a thunderstorm of hurting sadness that makes you shit tears into the holes in your underwear — but for years.
  
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  The sooner children accept that life is hell and we’ve all got to get through it alone, the better. If that means dragging the kid out in a blizzard and leaving it to fend for itself, so be it. One day the little whelp will show up on your doorstep and thank you.
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