Remember those 13-year-olds you’d see playing Star Wars with kids five years younger than them and you’d think, “Jesus, what happened there?” Well, you should know that those guys never quite get back on track. Comments/Enlarge |
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No wonder this guy’s shirt talks about respect and caring and being inclusive, he can’t even work his own fucking penis. It’s called “pulling your waistband over the front” you fucking baby. What do you do when you have to take a shit, leave your clothes outside and call your mom to talk you through it? Comments/Enlarge |
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Chicks in small shorts and rubber boots make your subconscious think you already live on a cozy English farm with them and, next thing you know, your pants are off. Comments/Enlarge |
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PHOTOGRAPHER: STACEY MARK
STYLIST: JACLYN HODES
MODEL: HARRIET HALLOWAY Prop stylist: Chelsea Mariuskin
Hair: Michelle Fiona for Bumble & Bumble
Makeup: Kristin Gallegos for Bryan Bantry Photographer’s assistant: Alexander Haring
Stylist’s assistant: Anna del Gaizo