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ONE RAPE, PLEASE (to go) - PART 2

I Paid a Male Whore to Rape Me Because I Wanted To


ven though he wasn’t heinous looking, I still wanted him to wear a ski mask. Because of my preconceived notions about hookers regarding their reliability and character in general, I decided that I’d take the reins on procuring the mask. I made the trek to a large sporting-goods store only to find out that ski masks weren’t in season. Oh well. As I left the store, sans ski mask, I was gripped with just how real this was. I was going to be face to face with my rapist in a few short hours. I called Dick up and told him that there was a change of plans. Instead of accosting me outside of my apartment building, we decided that the best way to go would be date rape. We agreed to meet at a bar in my neighborhood, and get a few drinks first.

I went to the drugstore and picked up some condoms and some Tucks. I was so nervous that I was like borderline diarrhea. I knew he was just some whore, but I still didn’t want to have a dirty butt in front of him. I also stopped at the liquor store, bought two bottles of wine, and began drinking as soon as I got home, to help me relax.

About an hour before our date, I got a text from Dick: “Yo, I don’t want to charge for this.”

I texted back, “If it’s all the same, I’d rather just keep the arrangement as we have it.” He responded with, “Are you a cop?”

Oh God, I thought. I called Dick up and explained to him that I didn’t want to get raped for free, because I felt that the exchange of money was the only way I’d be able to maintain the small amount of power I needed to feel comfortable. Besides, at this point, a large part of the allure of this whole thing was that I was actually going to fuck a hooker. Giving me a freebie would’ve robbed me of that opportunity. I set him straight and an hour later, I got a text letting me know he was at the bar. It said: “I’m here babe.”

As I walked up the street toward the bar, I could see him having a smoke outside. He was cute enough, but skinnier than his picture, and he looked younger than 21. I’m 28. Christ, I thought, who’s raping who here?

Blurry photos by the author (apparently it’s hard to take pictures while you’re being violated).

We hugged briefly, then went inside and began pounding vodka sodas to cut the tension. I was pleasantly surprised that Dick immediately took control. He decided that our safe word would be surprise, and he told me that he was just going to keep coming on as strong as possible, until he heard me say the word. We played a few rounds of Erotic Photo Hunt on the bar’s Megatouch. I was taking the game sort of seriously, but he wasn’t really paying attention to it. He kept pushing his face into my neck, and saying stupid yet appropriate things, like, “Oh, you’re such a dirty girl,” and, “Yeah, I like when you touched her titty,” referring to the naked girl in the game. He put on the full-court press, groping my boobs and reaching his hand down between my legs, beneath my minidress.

By this point, I was sufficiently drunk and getting turned on by his dirtbag display. My tights were soaking wet (which he, of course, pointed out). I began to think I wasn’t really cut out to play the victim, because I was fighting my inner slut, which ached to push my crotch toward his hand, instead of pulling away like my fantasy required. I knew it was time to get the show on the road, before I ended up ruining the whole thing by dragging him into the bar bathroom to fuck him in one of the stalls.

We got back to my building and climbed the four floors to my apartment, with him trailing behind, goosing me the whole way. As soon as we got inside, he started in with a DFK (that’s hooker for “deep French kiss”) on my couch.

“Let’s go to your room,” he breathed in my ear. I was about to be like, “Fuck yeah,” but then I remembered why we were here, so instead I said, “Oh, I don’t know.”

“Yeah, come on,” he insisted, as he got up from the couch and pulled me toward my bedroom.

We sat on the bed and he started kissing me again. He pushed me down and I tried to politely nudge him away and sit back up, but he wouldn’t let me. Whoa, I thought, this is really happening! Holy fucking shit! He grabbed my wrists and held them down with one hand as he started frantically undoing his pants with the other. I tried to wriggle free, but I was pinned.

“Don’t act like you don’t fucking want it, you little bitch,” he sneered.

That’s actually when I began really fighting him, because I wanted to be sure that he put a condom on before anything else happened. The last thing I need in my life is a trick baby. Or HPV. I reached toward my nightstand and grabbed the strip of condoms I’d carefully laid out earlier in the evening.


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Anonymous, on Nov 10, 2009 wrote:
A great story but I think you are trying too hard to come accross as an empowered bitch. It’s like you are trying and failing to ape the attitude of men who use prostitutes because men are usually much nicer to prostitutes than you seem to think. Anyway the guy you hired was clearly an amateur so better luck next time.
Anonymous, on Nov 5, 2009 wrote:
lol. hilarious.
Anonymous, on Oct 18, 2009 wrote:
condoms don’t protect from HPV---surprise!
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
HAHAHAHA premature ejaculator!
Anonymous, on Oct 6, 2009 wrote:
Man-hater? C*nt? Really? Wow, men are incredibly weak and insecure. You can bet if the genders were reversed in this story, you wouldn’t get comments about men being women-haters. You’d just get more sl*t and c*nt comments. If it were up to men, women would be sl*ts in all cases. Luckily, it’s not up to you a**holes. I’m thinking of hiring some male tramp for the same reason.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
bitch
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
Another example of how the illusion of feminism enslaves.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
This person is no lady. Condoms don’t even protect against HPV you stupid feminazi-insecure-control freak-bimbo. It’s too bad he didn’t bite and beat you while you were talking his dick. 28 years old and your life’s meaning are nothing more than a pair of high heels, and an orgasm. I wonder why that kid wanted a freebee? You are the dumbest stupid cunt, I swear...
Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
I agree with the author, paying them does make it seem safer/not teriffying.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
this is so badass. it sounds like he was pretending to be a hooker, I agree. offering to "do it for free" isn’t something a bonified slut would do. The fact that he came so early also suggests that he was a fake, as someone else said. I can’t believe he kept calling you, that DEF proves that he wasn’t a professional. what a weirdo.I wouldn’t have paid him, he didn’t do his job!
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
Dick in my box, goddamn funny.
Anonymous, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
The whole 3 page story is badly done. The guy is a doofus, what tracy needed was to be taken to a seedy motel tied and gagged and fucked until morn and leave her tied and naked until someone eventually checks the room. Stupid woman doesn’t want she wants and he didn’t know how to give totally fucked up....
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
I’m sure im not speaking for myself when I say I have had fantasies like that myself..what a bummer though that he turned out to be a typical clingy cum-too-quickly guy..may still have to try it out myself though!
Anonymous, on Feb 24, 2009 wrote:
A woman is not a man-hater for exploring and asserting her own sexuality in a consensual way. She was calling the shots, why is that so unbelievable? If you feel threatened by this and label her as a "man hater" you might be the one who is insecure.
Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
to all the people who think this is fake - you obviously have never read any of tracie egan’s work before. go, slut machine!
Anonymous, on Jan 20, 2009 wrote:
She never said if put the condom on or not.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
with a boy, i mean.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
isn’t there a scene like this in "choke"? good writing for sure though. i was a little put off by the man-hating. sounds like the author hasn’t really had good sex before.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2009 wrote:
I have heard that domination is the #1 fantasy among women. I know enjoy a bit of rough sex every now and then.
Anonymous, on Dec 31, 2008 wrote:
I have a major girl crush on Tracie Egan! She is NOT a "weirdo" just honest!
Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2008 wrote:
Interesting.. a bit of a feminist rant at times though.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
OMG, I totally loved this article. I was laughing the whole time. And, LOL at "Andy"s comment- "Next time try myspace". Good Luck!
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2008 wrote:
He doesn’t really sound like a hooker to me, just a guy who thought he could handle pretending to be one in exchange for casual sex. He’s probably still feeling bad about it.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
You should have realized how this was going to end up after he offered to do it for free... I would have immediately canceled then and there.

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