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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Hoping you never bump into her again for the rest of your life isn’t a great feeling, but the six hours of completely insane contortionist fucking at her weird apartment with three cats is going to be pretty unforgettable. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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I GOT A MATCH: YOUR FACE AND MY ASS



PHOTOS BY KATHY LO

Butts are like snowflakes—no two are the same and they’re fun to catch on your tongue. Hahaha, ew. Anyway, we’ve got six girls and six butts here. Can you tell whose are whose? And which one would you most like to lay your weary head on?

Click on each face to see the right answers


Here are the fellers and their corresponding ’tocks. Think you know whose vertical smile goes with their, like, regular face-smile? You’d be surprised!



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Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
The least attractive girls have the best asses. Go figure.

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