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Man is it a relief to see a woman show a touch of refinement instead of slutting it up all over the place. There's something about silk gloves where you just know you can take her to dinner with your parents and they won't spend the whole time thinking about all the rough, dirty, messy sex the two of you are getting up to. Comments/Enlarge | See all








GAVIN WATSON

Photos of Ex-Girlfriends




KELLEY
“I first met Kelley in 1983 at an 18th birthday party. She was the only punk there and I was the only skinhead. Everybody else looked like Kevs and Norms so it was love at first sight. I took this photo in my bedroom at 16 Hawthorne Road, High Wycombe. This is where I lived almost my whole life. It was also where I took most of the photos in Skins. She was from Colnbrook, near Slough, which is a fucking shithole.”



TINA
"This is Tina, aged 18. I met her in 1985 and we ended up having a child together. We broke up because I was a bit nuts. Her maternal instincts told her to get out of my house and escape to a quiet village in Oxfordshire."



LESLEY
“This is Lesley. I met her at a rave just after I’d broken up with Tina in 1989. This was when the skinheads had started taking ecstasy and I was one of them. I just walked up to her and told her I fancied her. She told me she fancied me too so we snogged. Six years later she left me to study at the Spanish Riding School in Vienna. She also worked at Buckingham Palace with the horses.”

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Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
dude, there was a way better book (and i didnt read the rest of these comments, so it’s likely someone else mentioned this) called naked pictures of my ex-girlfriends. boooring...

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