When my brothers and sisters were little they used to get worms. My mom would hold sugar cubes up to their buttholes so the worms would come out and then she would yank the worms out with tweezers. I told that story to my friend Tim and he drew me a picture of it.
This is a crystal key chain I got in a gas station when I was driving cross-country. I was having some ear problems so I got two crystals and put them in there to heal them. Crystals have magic powers. It helped!
“Don’t talk to me unless you’re naked.” I made a t-shirt iron-on of that slogan and I always wear it when I do photo shoots because I don’t wanna talk to anyone I’m shooting until they’re naked.
Pizza Dick is a restaurant in Cannes. I ate there every night.
This is a photo of a little sculpture I made with Xanax. It’s “We [heart] Xanax” spelled out with Xanax.
This is a painting of me by Elizabeth Peyton. When I posed for it, the first session was three hours, but she didn’t like it, so we did another session for two hours, but she didn’t like it again, so this was the third session. I fell asleep. So it’s me sleeping.
This is a poster for Dan Colen’s show in Berlin. It’s a Jewish prayer shawl draped over his erection. Dan’s Jewish and his father says that his erection is the “staff of life.” We wheat-pasted like a thousand of them all over the town.
The Bowen Ranch is a secret hot spring in California and this is a map to it. Only certain people can get the map. It’s run by Radical Faeries so it’s only for gays and their friends. It’s the most beautiful hot spring ever.
I didn’t use my car all winter and then when I got into it in the summer there were two rats that had died. They were the size of quarters. This is a Polaroid of them.
That’s a drawing from a children’s book of a kid falling into water. All my photos last summer were of people falling from the sky and this drawing was one of the inspirations for it.
This is a picture of a dog that fetched a dildo.
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