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FLIPPED-OUT PRISON - PART 2

It's a Hard-Knock Life in Filipino Jails (Kinda)



It’s a “Western-style” jail, with six to eight inmates to a cell.


CPDRC is officially governed by the inmates, but the guy who runs it, Byron F. Garcia, told me that he only lets the prisoners elect ex-cops and military officers to the positions of bosyo and mayor de mayoris. The current mayor is an ex-cop called Leo who is said to have killed five people.


When CPDRC was first opened a couple of years back, there were about 17 deaths in the first three months, and many of them happened in this cell. The inmates figured it was haunted because communist guerrillas used the site it’s built on as a mass grave during the 1980s. For this reason, people would do whatever they could to get out of the room. It got hysterical after a “white lady” was seen entering the prison on surveillance cameras in the middle of the night. Eventually, a Catholic priest was called in to do a full exorcism. He said he drove out all the evil spirits, including hundreds of aborted babies that crawled around during the prayer (so he told me). After the exorcism, the deaths suddenly stopped, and the cell is being used again.


I don’t know why this sign says this. I said something about his looking “too young to retire” and he laughed uncontrollably for about two minutes.


This is a perfect tattoo.


This one is Spiderman caught at the center of a giant web, surrounded by tropical flowers and crocodiles. Above him are the words “King David,” and below are a pair of loving hands joined by cuffs. Oh, and of course, Spiderman has spread his legs to reveal his vagina.


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Comments

Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote:
20 pesos?!? who am i, j. d. rockafeller?
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
VBS MAKE A VIDEO OF THIS
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
btw i have been inside bbrc. i went to visit a cop in a holding cell. they let my friends and i actually go in there, eat and smoke with him and talk. right inside the cell. with 40 other prisoners right there.
Anonymous, on Jan 29, 2009 wrote:
a "methlike stimulant"? IT IS METH, DUMB FUCKS.
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2008 wrote:
astig!!

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