Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch?Comments/Enlarge |
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If anything’s going to cut through all the divisive bullshit surrounding immigration and bring us all together it’s not going be some corny political slogan or a song or even a chain of restaurants. It’s got to be something profound and universal. Like embarrassing dads.Comments/Enlarge |
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THE VICE GLOBAL TREND REPORT 2007 NEW YORK
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Let me just start by telling you that Fashionistas has already been made into a full-scale Las Vegas production that’s been running since 2004 at the Aladdin, so you can go...READ MORE
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When he was 13 years old, Gavin Watson got his hands on a Nikon FM2...READ MORE
TIDBITS A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Clothes Issue - Reader's Thrift Store Finds "You often find this shirt for under $5 at thrift stores here in Atlanta because the National Museum of Patriotism is here. I haven't met anyone who knows what that slogan means."...READ MORE
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COMME DES POWER ELECTRONICS Birds of Delay's Inverted Perceptions Luke Younger and Steve Warwick met six years ago at a Trans Am show in London where a shared a love of hardcore and harsh power electronics led to them moving around the country performing together in various weirdly-named outfits but eventually settled as...READ MORE
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FUCK THE FASHION WORLD Black Lips Don't Care Five years ago it was extremely fashionable to be in a garage rock band. You know how it went. The White Stripes broke into the mainstream and this caused every moron in a jobbing indie guitar band in the world to start kicking out their bass players and doing...READ MORE
HATED IN THE NATION Why Everybody Wants To Burn Gallows Gallows are the most fashionable and most hated hardcore band in the country. It doesn't take a genius to work that these two accolades may be related. It is a plain fact that it's impossible for any hardcore group to endure any amount of trendiness outside th...READ MORE
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HEARTS ON FIRE Handsome Furs and Leather Jackets Apart from sounding amazing, Handsome Furs also manage to be natural born style icons. What else would you expect when a wild and charming poet like Alexei sets Dan's (the singer of Wolf Parade) heart on fire and they decide to make music together? The result ...READ MORE
TERRIFIC TEENAGERS From the Couture Capital You know those bands that are so amazing that the only thing you can do is turn into a fanatic young girl, undress and write "I Love The Teenagers" with pink fluo pens all over your body? No? Obviously, you haven't heard The Teenagers yet, because that's what ...READ MORE
The Finnish Romani are credited as some of the most flamboyant dressers...READ MORE
DOOMSDAY METAL Style is an important part of music. This is especially true when it comes to metal. It's not about profit or playing charades, it's about making music for the sake of music and being yourself. Fuck the posers, so to speak.
Marduk is one of Sweden’s gre...READ MORE
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