Chemical castration for pedophiles, yeah, yeah, whatever. Can we please start talking about what the punishment will be for the people who went to see I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell instead?Comments/Enlarge |
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VICE MAIL Letters - The Harvester of Sorrow Issue Vice's managing editor gets seduced by a compiler of avant-garde music with a Tibetan thighbone trumpet, some sort of sexual control issues, and an inability jizz in the presence of a lady. All via the ancient art of letter-writing. ...READ MORE
DICK FACE Why Is Jack Walls the Coolest Motherfucker on Earth? I spent two weeks making 500 hand-drawn balloons for Jack Walls’s 50th birthday party. It was my present to him. With a black Sharpie, I drew all of his classic expressions on 500 silver balloons. He’s well known for these sayings and everyone who knows him ha...READ MORE
NOODLE DOODLES David Shrigley and a Bunch of Bands Make Fake Songs Real In 2005, the pretty famous Glaswegian artist David Shrigley released Worried Noodles (The Empty Sleeve)—a 12-inch record sleeve with no record inside, just a booklet of doodles and lyrics. The doodles were things like a man with a giant bottom holding a...READ MORE
DAVID THEWLIS AND HIS HOPELESS, HILARIOUS FICTION The Vice Interview Even if he hadn’t been the star of maybe our favorite movie of all time, Mike Leigh’s Naked, David Thewlis would still be one of our favorite actors. Not only that, but he’s a great writer. Thewlis deals in funny, observant rhyming poems and hilarious-b...READ MORE
SHEPPARD'S VIDEO-GAME PIE By Stephen Lea Sheppard MEDAL OF HONOR: VANGUARD Medal of Honor: Vanguard fails. The Wii controls are clumsy and badly-executed (especially now that Metroid Prime 3 is out), the graphics are lackluster compared...READ MORE
LIVING, DEAD Manila North Cemetery Houses More Warm Bodies Than Cold Corpses 10,000 Filipino families live in this massive graveyard in Manila. I recently spent five days walking among its residents taking photos and hearing stories of struggle and survival.
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SKINEMA By Chris Nieratko TRIPLE ECSTASY
So I made friends with a porn star. Her name is Kimberly Kane. It’s pretty awesome. She comes over for dinner twice a week and wears nothing but heels. She hangs out with...READ MORE
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MYSTERY MAN Cass McCombs Does Not Vouch for His Actions Three years ago I had the worst winter of my life. I was sullen and Walkman-addicted, and I wore the same thing every day. I only listened to music I had liked when I was in high school, since it was the only other time I felt that awful. It was all Dinosaur J...READ MORE
LITERARY Book Reviews - The Harvester Of Sorrow Issue IF YOU'RE FEELING SINISTER
This book is a bunch of bullshit. I love Belle and Sebastian more than anybody in the world probably, but here’s the thing about them: They are BORING. Beautiful music...READ MORE
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RECORDS Music Reviews - The Harvester of Sorrow Issue TWISTA
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Let’s get one thing straight right from the start here: I am a total, utter, disgusting Call of Duty 3 addict. I slip on that Xbox 360 headset, log on to a multiplayer game...READ MORE
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VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED Rolo Tomassi's Growing Pains Small people playing in bands are cute. They hit you right in the “aw shucks” spot. “Look how big that guitar looks on his little body!”; “Hahaha, he can hardly see over his drum kit!” That sort of thing. Stop and think about it. Prince, Kylie, Dio, Phil Colli...READ MORE
DO IT! I was going through some CDs t’other day and I found a grime compilation that my friend Matthew made for me at the end of 2003. What a great time for music it truly was. The best of times, the worst of times. Oh sorry, we’re talking about grime here. Erm, it w...READ MORE
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CHICK MAGNETS Gallows Go For Total Dischord It’s a shitty, raining Thursday outside of the Sydney Entertainment Centre and a bored crowd is milling around on stained concrete. It’s some four hours before The Gallows are due to play alongside Aiden and The Used in the Taste of Chaos tour and the car park...READ MORE
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Styling by Steph Stevens, Maike Muller, Aldene Johnson and Roberta Venturini...READ MORE
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