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Pony before [inset] and after. Photos courtesy of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation

CONCLUSIVE PROOF

That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil

Meet Pony. She is an orangutan from a small village in Borneo, where they cut down the rain forest to render the palm oil that gets sold abroad and made into lip salve, ice cream, chocolates, and cheese crackers.

Vice: So tell us about Pony.

Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]:
Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

I want to cry.

If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.

Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?

Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.

How did you get her away from there?

It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.

INTERVIEWED BY JACK ADAMS

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Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
fk i think he has a boner
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
my friend has always been attracted to orangas guess he likes the real deal. fkn shoving that dick into the oranga will feel sweet bro ~
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
Beyond the limit.
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
does the [ape] look like a model or something or is it an easy way to lose your virginity..
Anonymous, on Mar 17, 2009 wrote:
wdf why would you do that...its an animal for g[]ds sake...shaving it man..omg seems desperate to me
Anonymous, on Mar 3, 2009 wrote:
this is bullshit!! i wish anybody who have a sex with this "orang utan" will get the cipliss....ha..ha
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
oh hawt, I got such a boner stroning it to that nekkied fukkin monkey

also goons
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2009 wrote:
"Man the barricades, brothers! They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our MONKEY SEX SLAVE!"
Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2009 wrote:
LAWL!


i’d hit that.
Anonymous, on Jan 18, 2009 wrote:
Damnit, get more pictures of this monkey!
Anonymous, on Nov 19, 2008 wrote:
filthy fucken thialand cunts... yuck
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2008 wrote:
can anybody say ’HIV’?
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2008 wrote:
I don’t know what is more disturbing. This article or the comments left behind.
Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2008 wrote:
bullshit there is no law enforcement in indonesia.

i challenge you to post the location of this town. i bet you dont even know how to get there.

Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
I hope you go straight to hell if you find such cruelty funny. Sick fucks.
Anonymous, on Sep 13, 2008 wrote:
I’m worried about the idea that the soldiers would shoot up the village for the sake of one ape, and one white man can tell them to do that.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
Row Row take ape’s flower
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
this is terrible....now I have to cancel my holiday to indonesia
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
Does she do anal or just vag?

Either way, orangutan cocks are tiny so she must be tight as hell in both holes.
Anonymous, on Sep 10, 2008 wrote:
She will be lonely now that she is seperated from all the men that used to visit her. Maybe she will seduce a zookeeper with her dancing and get some affection anyways.
Anonymous, on Aug 29, 2008 wrote:
What a lot of mentally poisoned idiot... How could they do it with an animal???? :(
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2008 wrote:
Hahahah, ’Animal Abuse’. Anyone with a brain could figure out that argument is full of shit in this case.

So they fuck a monkey, big deal. Who gives a shit?

I encourage them to continue doing so. Just because you don’t agree with it, doesn’t make it wrong.
TheInfamous, on Aug 18, 2008 wrote:
This reminds me of one of Dave Chappelle’s sketches
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
what the fuck? who fucking cares? it’s a damned ape. let them fuck ten of them for all we care.

and besides, that lady now might starve since she lost the ape. the real criminals are the men that stole it from her.
Anonymous, on Aug 15, 2008 wrote:
GETTIN ME SOME MONKEY PUSSY IN BORNEO
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
awesome how much is it to get to borneo
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2008 wrote:
LOL
Anonymous, on Jul 25, 2008 wrote:
niimpäää =P pillu se on pingviinilläki
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