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Stealing emergency life jackets from planes is the new joining the mile high club. It doesn't hurt anybody (err nobody survives when planes land on water) and you're less likely to be tazered by the cabin crew, mid-poke. Comments/Enlarge | See all


When Seth doesn’t pull off his aggressive BMX tricks correctly, his crew boss makes him eat a whole jar of peanut butter with his hands. It’s called doing a Puck. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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DON'T TELL A SOUL

Secrets, Secrets Are No Fun!



As some poet guy has surely said at some point, “All women are big piles of secrets on two legs.” Or as the dwarf in Twin Peaks told Agent Dale Cooper in reference to Laura Palmer, “She’s full of secrets.” What that little dwarf meant is that every woman is full of secrets. And it’s true. Accept it. If secrets were turds, all girls would permanently reek of shit.

We asked a random sampling of girls for their deepest, darkest secret. For some reason, they told us. Can you match the girl with the skeleton in her closet? We would tell you which girl owns which shame, but we don’t give away secrets. Not all the way at least.


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