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One of the biggest bummers about this place is every time you see a group of dickheads you don’t know if they’re Mad Max ginos or a gang of fucking murderers who just got through turning a guy into sand. It gets to the point where the only time it’s safe to take the piss is when you’re looking at a photo of them and writing about it in a magazine. “Hey New Wave Polacks, what are you, the bouncers from Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow? Ha ha ha. What’s that? What did you just say? Huh? Ha! I thought so. Fucking chickens.” Comments/Enlarge | See all


Weirdo in the mismatched socks with the tiny guitar is lame on MTV, but if a guy is by himself in Australia it’s the kind of authentic eccentricity that eventually makes one a great dad.
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