Cover photo and all presenter pictures by Patrick O’Dell.
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  THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - ACTION!County Fair Beatdown
This might be the most insane thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes. We used to have this carnival in Kennedy Park in my town when we were growing up. There was this big rivalry between our town and the next town, South River, which is probably the case with ev... | |
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 TIDBITSA monthly look at things we love - v13n8CRACK CANDY
Every month we get at least three of these things. What do you want us to do? Make a joke about kids doing crack? Kids do crack all the time. In Tampa it's commonplace for middle-class 13-year-olds to hop their bikes, ride downtown, score a rock and spend the rest of the day ... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - WTF?!?Bikini Coinkydink
When I broke up with my boyfriend I was left tenderhearted and frail. He cheated on me with some fat bitch and it seemed as though our relationship had run its course. On the upside, I had lost so much weight that my favorite bikini now fit me. I had gotten it on ebay a... | |
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 TELL US ABOUT YOUR FIRST TIMEI fucked my best friend and it was so bad. He was in there for like one second. Barely anything. He stuck the tip in and started crying and went limp. Then he told me that the only reason I got with him was because I was "shallow and horny." ... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - TRUE CRIMEI Got Conned By The Black Keyser Soze
I was working at an art warehouse in Chelsea in like 1994. I was riding my bike home and it was snowing really hard. I got squeezed in between a car and a bus, and I ended up knocking the side-view mirror on the car pretty bad. It fell off and kind o... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - CHEMICALSEcstasy Dealer Shits His Pants
I had just lost a job and I had a friend that was dealing ecstasy. I was like, "Fuck, I need to do something," so I got my hustle on with that shit and it started going well. I met one dude and then I met another dude, and so on. It went from selling ten hi... | |
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 MONTREAL SUICIDEA Viceland ExclusiveMONTREAL SUICIDE
Alex Macalister was this overeducated ponce that we used to hang out with in Montreal. He was a good guy and really funny but he talked like a Lord Byronesque version of Ignatius J Reilly and would drink himself into these dark mental places where all he wanted to do was... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - LA FAMILIAMy Mom The Cokehead
When I was eight years old my mom started getting into coke big time. She went from a little-town shitty job to a big-city executive job for a huge company and I guess it was too much for her. In less than two years, she got divorced from my father and started fucking... | |
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 DOING ACID WITH A DISFIGURED GUYA Viceland ExclusiveDOING ACID WITH A DISFIGURED GUY
Back in High School I was doing acid with my three best friends one of whom was pretty severely disfigured. He was born with a bad hair lip that altered the whole front of his face but when you're pals with someone like that you don't even see it. Of cour... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - EWWW!!Scurvy Boy
I was 19 and living in a glorified toilet block with two mates-Liam who didn't really live with us but kept his mattress in the lounge and paid rent sometimes, and Big Ben who was the complete opposite: A giant hermit with a surly disposition. Ben spent his days lying on Liam'... | |
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 POWERHOUSE DRUNKA Viceland ExclusivePOWERHOUSE DRUNK
U have good locations for do's and don't's,but u should take powerhouse off of bar list as a hollywood hipster bought it,and changed it around .the change was slight,but it angered me so when I went in one night I was re... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - HEAVY SHITSobbing On The N Train
I was on my way to Manhattan from Brooklyn on the subway. I was riding the N train, which is notorious for making way too many stops in downtown Brooklyn and lower Manhattan. It was a Saturday night and the train was semi-crowded with partygoers on their way to the cit... | |
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 VICE RECOMMENDSEarlier this month, we had our one day super concert, Tales Of The Jackalope. Alongside The Horrors, who were amazing and insane, Klaxons were our other personal highlight. After the performance, Simon from the band strangely ran away to a tent and slept because he was cold. We had a chat with the r... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - ROCK AND ROLLEcho & The Bunnymen In Drag
I was leaving Portland's premier venue, Louis La Bambas, when the saxophonist from local cabaret-rock act Danse Combo muttered some cheeky little remark to me. I dropped the nut on him, knocking his two front teeth out and leaving him unable to play his instru... | |
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 VICE PICTURESPhoto Stories With Jaimie WarrenVice: Jaimie, what was your Fourth of July like this year?
Jaimie: It was OK...... | |
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 GRIMEWATCHYou should all be happy to know that Scorcher, the finest MC the grime scene has ever produced (in our opinion) has been released from jail and is currently on road working on his debut album.... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDS - ROMANCEOrgasmo
It was my birthday, and I was sitting at work. I always like to do something on my birthday-I hate birthday parties, but I like to do something else to spoil myself. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at work and I'm like, "I want to do something," so I decide I should go to my h... | |
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 LITERARY / DVDSAdam & Paul, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Rollin' With The Nines, Mavericks: Films That Rocked And ShockedKenny vs. Spenny: Season One
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We did it again. First there was SCTV, then Kids in the Hall, then Nardwuar, then Trailer Park Boys, then Fubar, and now there's Kenny vs. Spenny, two Canadian roommates competing solely for the joy of humiliating the loser. It's become impossibl... | |
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 I GOT MYSELF SHOTA Viceland ExclusiveI GOT MYSELF SHOT
Bouts of drinking tend to end with either a bang or a whimper-rarely, however, both.
It was 2 AM when my friend Big Todd and I pulled up to my apartment with four lukewarm Schaeffer beers left from a 12- pack.... | |
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 VICE FASHION - CABBY CUFFERSPeople who get into taxis are usually drunk or high or running late and as such think it's all about them. Keep in mind that the dude getting you to your destination has seen it all-more horrendous shit than you could likely imagine-and there's a good chance his story is more interesting than yours ... | |
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 THE FIRST ANNUAL STORY AWARDSLifetime AchievementBen Anderson is a guy who the BBC pays to go to the most dangerous places in the world with a video camera.
I Was Taken Hostage
We'd just got out of Iraq and apart from a British missile thudding into the sand next to us one day, we didn't have much trouble. Everyone thou... | |
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 ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCEHallelujah. After 11 years of stalking the fringes, one of the country's leading independent labels, DC Recordings, has finally got round to releasing its first compilation. Neatly coinciding with the vogue for all things spaced-out and freaky, it's called Death Before Distemper and features all you... | |
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 RECORDSMusic Reviews - v13n8Pharrell
In My Mind
Star Trak/Geffen
Look, you know I wasn't even trying to sweat this album. I really thought this was going to be pure Cosmo Girl material at this point. I mean, the minute I saw ... | |
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