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Maybe it’s growing up on Doctor Who but there’s something magical about a pretty good-looking girl wearing a big scarf. You get the same “turn a 7 into an 8” powers from: unfathomably high heels, ridiculous hair (like, bright blonde if you’re Asian), pink Chucks, short shorts, offensive T-Shirts (like “Fry Mumia”), funny earrings (hot dogs) and really big prescription glasses. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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This is something known as “only in Mexico,” where babes that in any other city would have their pick of men have to settle for greasy, pube-bearded cadavers in neon-striped sneakers. There should be an outreach program to bring these girls to New York so they can fuck guys that are worthy of them.Comments/Enlarge | See all




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