Man is it a relief to see a woman show a touch of refinement instead of slutting it up all over the place. There's something about silk gloves where you just know you can take her to dinner with your parents and they won't spend the whole time thinking about all the rough, dirty, messy sex the two of you are getting up to.Comments/Enlarge |
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Seeing a girl with a big cartoon ice cream on her front can make you pretty hungry, but when it's on a girl whose front tastes like ice cream, you basically need a jaw wire to keep your tongue from rolling across the floor.Comments/Enlarge |
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You know when you go home to visit your parents and they get boring around ten, so you go out to see what your old high school buddies are doing these days and the party is so weird and fun you catch yourself thinking, “Wait a minute. Why the fuck did I ever leave this town?” Comments/Enlarge |
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