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Cryogenics is retarded. Even if they do manage to unfreeze your head and stick it on a body you know it’s going to look fucking ridiculous.
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This is like when you see a movie like Adaptation and you go, “Oh, someone is doing something better than I could do. Nothing about this annoys me nor do I want to change anything about it.”
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ROE ETHRIDGE
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Those Liza Minnelli, modern primitive Jews can be a lot to handle, especially when they’re next to some flawless farm girl from Reggio Di Calabria but when short shorts and 5” wedges are teamed up with floppy tits pointing straight at you like a boner ready to jizz, the cicciotta from Captain Corelli's Mandolin can go fuck herself.
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