ISABEL ASHA PENZLIEN - From the Annual Vice Photo Issue

DOS & DON'TS

Quiet nerds who are into their jobs and keep everything neat and together seem like they're missing out when you're in the middle of your drunken shithead years, but they're really so far ahead of the curve it'll be years before you realize how hard you've been shined. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Can you imagine the wrath we’d receive from the adolescent boys online if we dared put a hipster porn star like this in the DON’Ts? They’d type so fast it would rub the hair off their palms. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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