It looks more like a mangled clit than a nipple, but kudos for the gesture.Comments/Enlarge |
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Hitting 30 or having a kid may not be the end of caring how you look but it’s definitely last call for expensive sneakers, silkscreened tees, and kooky frames. Oh yeah, it’s also the end of cocaine, bumming pot, staying out ’til four, fucking 20 year-olds, wearing condoms, fighting, hating your dad, hair dye, new tattoos, and going to see bands you’ve never heard of. Comments/Enlarge |
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OK, so you see sperms as tiny party animals or whatever—fine. Did it not occur to you for even one second that you have a permanent tattoo of cum on your back? Comments/Enlarge |
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