We were just wondering what happened to all the great drunken assholes when this hero whipped in, downed two free beers, started a fight, and managed to piss off half the bar before being thrown out—all over the course of five minutes. If his father could see him, he'd be proud to have passed down the family jacket.Comments/Enlarge |
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Call me Bobby Sensitive but unless you’re David Cross and you add God spanking him, having a tattoo of Hitler goes about 30 miles past Big Balls and ends up in a town called Don’t Let Me Near Kids or Women or Pets or Anything I Could Squish.
What do we have in the sticks of North America, fat pink people with unfunny T-shirts and Big Mac sauce on their chins? Russia has Evenks feeding reindeer from their kitchen window and having 3,658 words for snow. It’s like their whole culture is looking at us going, “And SNAP!”Comments/Enlarge |
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