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Of course, there are some girls who aren’t using their tits as lures for overfed oligarchs. Some of them are just like, “Hey asshole. Look at my fucking teets,” like a drunk drag queen that thinks you care. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Could you have more shit all over your body please? You look like you spent three weeks doodling on yourself with a Waste of Money pen.
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One of the advantages of growing up with a lot of sisters is you can do the loner nerd thing with a pretty apt sense of style. That way girls see a brooding intellectual who’s about to become rich instead of a desperate masturbator who eats his own dandruff.
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