ANDRES GONZALEZ - From the Annual Vice Photo Issue

DOS & DON'TS

No wonder this guy’s shirt talks about respect and caring and being inclusive, he can’t even work his own fucking penis. It’s called “pulling your waistband over the front” you fucking baby. What do you do when you have to take a shit, leave your clothes outside and call your mom to talk you through it?
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These are the guys who have the audacity to take their shirts off in the middle of the nightclub, mouth the lyrics to a Rihanna song to each other, drink cranberry vodkas and make incredibly heavy eye contact, then call some guy a faggot for wearing leather pants and throw a drink directly at his face. You have to respect their heterosexual-homoerotic circus—it has no laws. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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IN THE MAGAZINE

Published July, 2006

ANDRES GONZALEZ

These photos were taken at a Russian spa. The water in each of the bathtubs is called naftusya and supposedly has healing powers. It tastes like shit, but people drink it fanatically. The photo where the lady’s legs are getting covered in goo is an ozocerite treatment. That’s this petroleum-based, clay-like mineral that allegedly cures rheumatism and arthritis. Fifteen minutes a day like that is supposed to do wonders.