TOP O' THE MORNIN' BOYO! - PART 3 - The Cops Issue

DOS & DON'TS

These “I’m so over it” fashion queens who call models “dahling” while making them starve themselves to death so they can stagger down a runway in a see-through garbage bag are way worse for women’s lib than the Taliban is. Comments/Enlarge | See all

You know boning a girl is the right decision when even God's like, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Get in there!" Comments/Enlarge | See all

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