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A preppy wearing short shorts and boat shoes is like a needle of goodness in a haystack of awful grunge turds wearing cargo shorts with eight-hole Doc Martens with daisies painted on the toe.
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Anonymous, on Aug 31, 2008 wrote:
Your article is great. I am going to start reading it more.

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