A lot of people get way too excited when you tell them they’re cute. It’s best just to chill and take the compliment. Shit, don’t even wake up. Just let the affection wash over you. Comments/Enlarge |
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Maybe this dates us, but we’re nostalgic for Justine Bateman when she was going out with that “punk” guy on Family Ties. Shit, we’d even take Satisfaction-era Bateman. Did anybody not jerk off to her at least once?Comments/Enlarge |
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Maybe it’s growing up on Doctor Who but there’s something magical about a pretty good-looking girl wearing a big scarf. You get the same “turn a 7 into an 8” powers from: unfathomably high heels, ridiculous hair (like, bright blonde if you’re Asian), pink Chucks, short shorts, offensive T-Shirts (like “Fry Mumia”), funny earrings (hot dogs) and really big prescription glasses. Comments/Enlarge |
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