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“ I flew into Moscow alone. After the 14-hour flight I got to stand in an immigration line for three hours while hundreds of Russians cut in front of me. They are the world’s greatest cutters.

“ I went there to take pictures, but I had to skateboard too. Communist architecture is some of the funnest to skate. The only people I met were skaters, but there were hot girls everywhere, with quiet suffering on their faces. Just kidding.”

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