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OK, new rule: No more breaking people’s noses or using any implements in fights. It has to go back to the “put up your dukes” days where you’d get a black eye and someone would break it up and that would be it. Guys in fights today have to go wait in the E.R. for 12 hours and get stitches and a finger splint and blah blah blah. It’s like they leave the fight with a homework assignment.
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I miss old New York. If you go on the L train these days it’s all Grups with iPods and babies with bangs. Whatever happened to the retired cops and mentally deficient hustlers and... wait, they’re right fucking here. If you miss old New York so much go to Avenue D or 14th Street. It’s all still there for everyone to enjoy (in tiny doses — let’s not kid ourselves).
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Apparently it’s become very rock and roll to wear used denim condoms over your legs.
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