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Sometimes when people get rejected by humans they regress into a love of animals and even secretly wish they could be one of them. When that animal is a manatee you know the teasing was really, really bad.
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However, if you are an ugly nerd with big glasses don’t fret. Instead of trying to be cool, swing the pendulum the other way and go for “Crazy geek guy.” You just get some stupid outfit from Value Village and jump around like an asshole. You think girls are going to be bummed out that you were too busy learning stuff to know how to dance? Comments/Enlarge | See all







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If you drive for more than 18 hours you’ll start to see fashion roadkills like this appear for a split second before vanishing. They are ghosts that died of looking shitty and they have been sent here by God to tell you to pull over. Comments/Enlarge | See all




STEAK AS FUCK YOU






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