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VICE FASHION - THE FOOD ISSUE



Photographer: Trevor King
Stylists: Pino and Kyoko
Thanks to Alpha 60 for the location 

Hannah wears Lee High Rize jeans, Mambo t-shirt and Members Only jacket. Reuben wears November jeans and Circa t-shirt.

Vegemite tastes really disgusting when you eat it neat and by the spoonful.


Sam wears Lee jeans and Insight t-shirt. Belt, model’s own.

A guy called Brian Seiken holds the world record for eating 1.9 kg of pickles in six minutes.


L-R. Freya wears 55DSL shirt and Mambo skirt, Hannah wears Mambo skirt and Local Celebrity t-shirt, Marawa wears We shorts and tank, Lucy wears Mambo t-shirt and Alpha 60 shorts, Sam wears Lee t-shirt and jeans, Jordan wears Krew jeans and t-shirt, Reuben wears Krew t-shirt, November jeans, Mambo shirt and Goorin hat.


Boys can officially eat fairy bread more quickly than girls.



Jordan wears M-One-11 t-shirt and Krew pants, Freya wears Mambo t-shirt and skirt and Vans, Lucy wears Boxfresh parka and Alpha jumpsuit, Reuben wears 55DSL t-shirt and Krew chords, Hannah wears KTZ Hoodie, Alpha 60 Top and Insight jeans, Sam wears Alpha 60 t-shirt, Insight Jacket and Lee jeans and Marawa wears Pure Evil t-shirt and Alpha 60 shorts.

There’s a game show in Japan where a bunch of contestants have a bun placed in front of them and one of them is full of wasabi. The aim of the game is to retain composure and not let anyone else know you have it...


...which Jordan did really badly.


Jordan wears M-One-11 t-shirt and Krew pants, Freya wears Mambo t-shirt and skirt and Vans, Lucy wears Boxfresh parka and Alpha jumpsuit, Reuben wears 55DSL t-shirt and Krew chords, Hannah wears KTZ Hoodie, Alpha 60 Top and Insight jeans, Sam wears Alpha 60 t-shirt, Insight Jacket and Lee jeans and Marawa wears Pure Evil t-shirt and Alpha 60 shorts.

Kids also do this in Japan.


Reuben wears We jumper, Krew jeans and Goorin hat, Sam wears St. Augustine Academy t-shirt, Insight pants and Vans, and Jordan wears Alpha 60 t-shirt, Mavi jeans and Baker hat.

Takeru Kobayashi from Japan is the unbeatable hot dog eating champ of the world with 54 (including the buns) in twelve minutes.


Sam wears Insight t-shirt, Lee jeans and Vans, Freya wears Insight shorts, Mambo t-shirt and Vans and Jordan wears Lee t-shirt and Krew jeans.

Erik Booker holds the record for 49 glazed donuts in eight minutes.


Marawa (hoola hoop girl) wears 55DSL jumpsuit, Hannah wears Lee High Rize jeans and We top, Lucy wears November t-shirt and Alpha 60 jumpsuit,

We threw packets and packets of marshmallows at Marawa.


She failed to catch any.

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