VICE FASHION - SAUSAGE EATING CONTEST
PHOTOS: Caroline Leszczinski STYLING: Melanie Freier
MODELS: Conny, Caroline, Julia, Tom, Lami, Severin, Laura, Vron
Officially sausages are made from a mixture of beef and pork with fancy herbs. What’s not on the packets are; Sodium Nitrate which gives you cancer or the ‘casings’ that are made out of pigs’ intestines. There’s also something called Yellow 6 which makes your wiener look a delicious shade of golden brown but on the down side causes tumours in your adrenal gland and kidney. Chuck in any left over bits from the plundered carcass of a factory-bred swine and you’ve got yourself a prime German wiener. Oh and recently a bunch of scientists did some tests and found that up to 15 per cent of German sausages contain what they call “undeclared brain material”.
Forgetting all this, we decided it was time to show the sausage who’s boss so we invited some friends over for an eating competition, taking on the sausage in its own back yard. The game: 500 sausages, 2 hours. People were sick, some cried and someone eventually came out on top.
Lami is wearing top by Fornarina.
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2 PM. Lami crams eight sausages into her mouth, taking the lead within the first five minutes.
2:07 PM. The remaining 500 sausages await their doom.
Tom is wearing jacket by Adidas, T-shirt by American Apparel and watch by Swatch. Vroni is wearing top by Fornarina.
2:10 PM. Tom tries the two-sausages-at-a-time approach. Triple sausage attack by Vroni
Saskia is wearing jacket by Guru. Tom is wearing jacket by Adidas, T-shirt by American Apparel and watch by Swatch.
2:53 PM. As the competition heats up, people are getting drunk. Saskia tries a backdoor technique by flirting with the other contestants, but that doesn’t trouble Julia or Caroline (below) because they’re dykes.
Julia is wearing a vest from Y-3 Caroline is wearing T-shirt by Guru, watch by Nixon and towel by Adidas.
Severin is wearing polo by Fila Vintage and watch by Nixon.
3:07 PM. Severin is the first to reach the ten sausages. Check his face. He should have stopped straight away. Weird sores start popping out all over his face.
Lami is wearing top by Fornarina.
3:15 PM. Lami hasn’t digested the first eight sausages and starts spitting everything. Disqualified!
| Conny is wearing T-shirt by Umbro. Julia is wearing dress by Y-3 |
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Caroline is wearing T-shirt by Guru, towel by Adidas and cap by Gravis
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| 3:16 PM Conny chills out while eating his first sausage. |
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3:20 PM Caroline is one of the only girls who’s really going for it. She’s a bite away from ten sausages.
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| Tom is wearing jacket by Adidas, T-shirt by American Apparel and watch by Swatch |
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Severin is wearing polo by Fila Vintage, track suit pants by Nike and watch by Nixon
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| 3:25 PM Tom celebrates his tenth sausage. He’s even with Severin. |
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3:28 PM Severin, almost at his twentieth sausage, stifles a few wretches.
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| Caroline is wearing T-shirt by Guru and watch by Nixon. Conny is wearing shorts by Umbro and cloak by Adidas. |
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Julia is wearing a vest from Y-3 Tom is wearing jeans by Lee, T-shirt by American Apparel and boots from Timberland Boot Co..
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| 3:30 PM. Conny is our only vegetarian contestant. These tofu fuckers are totally unappetising, especially when you’ve been partying the night before. Disqualified after three sausages. |
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3:45 PM. Tom takes a break. He’s on 19 sausages.
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| Caroline is wearing T-shirt by Guru, watch by Nixon, jeans by Fornarina and boots by Buffalo. Julia is wearing shoes by adicolor Vice, vest by Y-3 and skirt by Etnies. Saskia is wearing shoes by Onitsuka Tiger,, jeans by Lee and bag by Eastpak. |
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Severin is wearing polo by Fila Vintage and watch by Nixon.
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| 3:51 PM. The girls are all disqualified and start digesting in the corner of the room. |
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4:00 PM. Severin comes out second with 20 sausages and, while suffering, he squeezes out one last smile for the camera. Tom is the winner with 22 sausages.
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