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I don’t care if it’s real. Blonde chicks make you think of porn and Northern Europe and surfing and basically everything else that’s good about white people.
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9/11, global warming, droughts in the rainforest, tsunamis, UPC symbols, and now girls in thigh-high stockings are blowing World of Warcraft gamers? Does Christ have to punch you in the balls before you accept him as your personal saviour?
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STUFF LIKE THAT
Good Touch, Bad Touch
CONCLUSIVE PROOF
That There Is No God and Humans Are Essen...
UH...SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Set Phasers to "Dumb"
STUFF LIKE THAT
She Was Born to Be My Unicorn






Holding in your farts doesn’t make them go away. All they do is amalgamate with other farts and, when they finally do come out, it’s literally explosive.
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