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SURPRISE! Bin Laden Takes a Chinese Vacation According to an anonymous Vice source (yes, we have sources, just like "real" journalists) with ties inside the Pakistani ISI (it's their CIA), Osama Bin Laden has been tracked to a mountain hideaway in the Taxkorgan Tajik region of China's predominantly Musli...READ MORE |
 VICE MAIL Letters - The Lies Issue Islanders Issue Was Great, Islanders Issue Was Terrible, Charity Shops, Nomenclature, Snacking for Palestine, Down and Out in Paris...READ MORE |
 EASTERN PROMISE Muslims Serve Up the Best Crack in London Britain's cocaine intake has skyrocketed since Oasis made every asshole in old Blighty want a bit of the blow. That's why the quality's gone down. Dealers now sell it to marketing girls at cell-phone companies or 15-year-old middle-class car thieves up to 30 t...READ MORE |
 HOWDY PARD'NER! HOW'RE Y'ALL?
 I'm in Nowheresville, Peru. It's somewhere in the mountains. My motorcycle died, so I'm just figuring out how to go from here. It overheated about two miles from the nameless town where I am now. While pushing the bike, I passed by the friendly neighborhood Ta...READ MORE |
 WORMS ATTACK Well, This Is Just Great OK, you don't know anybody with AIDS and you very likely never will. You do know a fair share of people, mainly slightly older friends with seedy pasts, who've had the clap. "It was such a not-big deal," they tell you, "Five pills and I was good as new." (Then...READ MORE |
 DOS & DON'TS
 After years of getting bullied by the French, English Montrealers are shoving the Quebec flag up their asses and taking to the streets. It's the most political fashion has been since Yankees fans started balling up Red Sox shirts and stuffing them in their for...READ MORE |
 GIRL JOHNS Dykes Like Whores Guess what. Soliciting prostitutes is not a male-only enterprise any longer. Yes, I see that look on your face that says, "Nigga, 'scuse me?" But I'm 100 percent cereal here.
And when I say soliciting prostitutes, I don't mean 40-year-old cougars calling ...READ MORE |
 BLACK-MARKET KIDNEY Urban Legend, My Ass It cost $7,000 to buy the actual kidney, $1,000 to fly round-trip to Cape Town, South Africa, where the operation could be done legally, and $1,200 to fly the Brazilian bricklayer whose kidney is now inside me to Cape Town from São Paulo. Oh, and $1,422 all to...READ MORE |
 GAMES Games Reviews - The Lies Issue TRUE CRIME: NEW YORK CITY
If you want to know right off the bat whether or not I recommend this game, the answer is yes, OK? God. I have a few reservations, but go ahead and buy the fucker now....READ MORE |
 TEENAGE SUICIDE Don't Do It! It began on the morning of January 12, 2005, when Denis Sauvagnac of the Rhône Alps placed a call to the police saying his son was dead. Authorities found 15-year-old Guy Sauvagnac lying in bed with postmortem lividity in his back, buttocks, and penis, and sem...READ MORE |
 GROSS JAR
 A lot of times when people bring up the Gross Jar with somebody from the magazine, they think they're being super clever by saying stuff like, "Man, what if something's alive in there" all sarcastically. Um, hello? We've basically got the bacterial United Nati...READ MORE |
 THE REAL DEAL Greco and Berra Keep Skating Dirty Skateboarding is rapidly becoming a living, breathing Xbox game. Elbow- and kneepads and a helmet covered in stickers from the energy drink that sponsors you? Way cool!
Thank God for professional skateboarders Steve Berra and Jim Greco...READ MORE |
 I'M BUSTED
 On August 28, 1999, the Bureau of Prisons adopted the Ensign Amendment, putting in place statutory restrictions requiring return of commercially published information or material that is sexually explicit or features nudity. That meant no more Hustler, Play...READ MORE |
 HOLIDAY IN ZIMBABWE And the Crazy Continues Every day that goes by, Africa gets weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder and weirder...READ MORE |
 LITERARY/I WANT MY DVDS Book/Movie Reviews - The Lies Issue PUNK ROCK CONFIDENTIAL
Can we stop pretending that punk isn’t really all about fashion and gossip? At least Fat Mike can. He just skyrocketed into our permanent good books by doing US Weekly...READ MORE |
 INSIDE-OUT American Al Qaeda I'm an American and I work with what I guess you could call a sleeper cell here in New York City. I'm what George W. Bush and CNN would call a terrorist. I don't see myself as that at all. I feel more righteous than I ever did when I was growing up Catholic in...READ MORE |
 OUT THERE
 One Kiss Can Lead To Another is the coolest box set ever. It contains four discs of the best in girl-group music. Not a bunch of stuff you've heard a thousand times either. This is deep, deep collector shit. There are songs on here that you would have t...READ MORE |
 OUTSIDE-IN I Spy on You My interest in national security began when I was working at a gas station in Hamilton Township, New Jersey, and observed on several occasions five young males of Middle Eastern descent in the parking lot yapping away in Arabic on cell phones, using...READ MORE |
 SKINEMA By Chris Nieratko WHORES DON'T WEAR PANTIES
I suppose it’s true, you do learn something new every day. I was unaware that whores didn’t wear panties. If nothing else, I can take comfort in knowing that none of...READ MORE |
 THE END OF THEFT The Microchip That's Changing the World "I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this, but the whole thing started when I saw that Tom Cruise movie Minority Report," says the American-born Yushi Sakamoto from his home in downtown Miami. "When they stole his kid, it almost gave me a heart attack beca...READ MORE |
 TIDBITS A Monthly Look At Things We Love - The Lies Issue DAVID CRASS
Ever since David Cross moved to Tompkins Square Park he has been walking around with tons of disgusting dogs on ropes and a big filthy knapsack filled with squatter crap...READ MORE |
 TREAT THEM LIKE BITCHES X More Than Zero X Bring Hardcore Back Maybe the reason a lot of hardcore bands scream about a stagnating scene is because the hardcore scene is really, really stagnant.
Over the past 20 years, although there were a handful of light-in-the-darkness...READ MORE |
 RECORDS Music Reviews - The Lies Issue LIL' WAYNE
Tha Carter II
I'm looking at my 1999 Hot Boys album cover. Lil' Wayne was about 14 years old. He was an adorable boy with a baby face and a mini Afro. On record, he sounded like...READ MORE |
 NOT ANOTHER GAY RAPPER MS-DL Gets on His Knees In 1999, Detroit rapper MS-DL picked up a kid at a local nightclub, the Raven Claw, and took him back to his mom's for the usual Friday-night deal. MS-DL doesn't know for sure what happened that night-he pretty much blacked out-but whatever he did...READ MORE |
 VICE PICTURES The Lies Issue Photos by Stuart Ignacio
Since 2002, New York-based photographer Stuart Ignacio has been traveling to college science labs and private think-tanks around the country, taking pictures of some of...READ MORE |
 REUNITED! Hot Boys Back Together at Last For the record, Vice published the first-ever definition of the expression "bling bling" and we got it straight from the horse's mouth. The year was 1999, and the interviewee was B.G., slang innovator and member of the world's only gangsta boy band: The...READ MORE |
 KITTY-CIDE Living with the Nightmare of FRMS (Update: We had this movie sent to us from a cat owner in Liverpool whose pet is starting to show symptoms of the disease.)
"We found him perched on the oven with his little paw trying to turn the gas...READ MORE |
 ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE
 I'll tell you what, sometimes it's hard maintaining a level of professional enthusiasm every month for a load of records that, with the odd exception, basically sound the same. (The exception right now by the way is the insane new Ceephax acid jamboree "Hardco...READ MORE |
 FLYING HIGH Nick Glider Cruises Back With the Italo-disco revival still in full swing, it was only a matter of time before one of the scene's most colourful characters resurfaced to bask in all the acclaim. We're talking about Nick Glider, the playboy DJ who basically ruled Rimini disco palaces l...READ MORE |
 VICE FASHION - SPECIAL FRIENDS
 Photos by Naughty James
Specials is a new online dating agency for young people who have trouble holding down relationships due to the fact that they suffer from what society deems...READ MORE |
 FASHION ROCKS DEATH DISCO MSTRKRFT and Lagerfeld Make Sounds For 2007 Karl Lagerfeld can still remember the first time he heard MSTRKRFT's incendiary remix of Bloc Party's "Two More Years".
The designer was sat on top of a fake Appalachian mountaintop, dyed-black...READ MORE |
 GRIMEWATCH
 Do you remember a couple of years back when Maxwell D sold a story to the tabloids about going dogging with Jamelia? Well, tell New Nation to hold the front pages, because I've just been on a date with MC Shystie...READ MORE |
 THE HAT SQUAD Don't Mess With Jews 'n' Their Hoods Once a Jew, always a Jew, right? Well, if your mother is Jewish, I'm sorry son but you just don't have any say in it. Try telling that to the estimated twenty two percent of mature Jewish males living in New York City who wish they hadn't been born so. Even be...READ MORE |
 GOLDEN SHOWERS Cashing Up Outback While the majority of Aboriginal communities around Australia face the ongoing fallout associated with being slaughtered en masse by shiploads of convicts and continue to struggle with rife unemployment, health issues and unethical art dealers, a small and rel...READ MORE |
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