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Taking in an exchange student seems like a bad decision when he walks in on you in the bathroom or wants to learn about baseball. But come on, how good is the part when you and your friends teach him that the American way to answer the phone is "Hello fancy lady?" or that it's customary to present your host with a 10-inch swath from the bottom of each garment after a dinner party? Pretty good. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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MEET THE KIDS OF LAISVALL



Simon, 15

Vice: How do you like living in Laisvall?

Simon:
It’s ok. There aren’t that many cops here. Not until Easter.

What are your classmates like?

They’re alright now. I’m supposed to be in grad school, but I got held back. I was pissy for a year. But I’m good now. Most kids are into hunting and stuff, just like me. I’ve already got my hunting certificate, but I won’t be able to get a gun licence until I’m 18.

Do you have a snow scooter?

Yeah, I bought one today. I’m getting it either tomorrow or Thursday; it depends on when we get the papers sorted.

Can’t you go without the papers?

Yeah, I guess can. As long as I don’t run into any cops.

I thought they only came here for Easter.

Yeah, but you can run into them anyway. And I’m nervous because I’ve been riding around on my moped too.

And you haven’t been old enough?

Yeah, that, and I had it adjusted a bit, so it’s too fast. It has to be around here, otherwise I’ll never get anywhere. For scooters you can get your license when you’re 16.

And how many scooters have you had before this one?

Just one. I got it after my brother. Today would have been his twentieth birthday. I had a Kitty Cat before that too. It’s a kid’s scooter from the 70s, and when I got it, it was the most precious thing I’d ever owned. I’ve gone far on that one. All over this place.

Did you ever go into to the mine?

Sure, loads of times. I was underground too. I had my Work Experience Scheme in school down there, I think I was down there once a week or something. I went there with my dad too, we’d fiddle with some engines and take down a door and stuff like that. I just went back there to look at what was left of it, after they blew up the mining tower, and I did some great findings. I found this Yamaha flag. It probably used to be on top of the tower. Now it was all torn and dirty.

What do you want to see in the future?

I don’t know.


Samuel, 11

Vice: Where did you learn how to build things?

Samuel:
What, fixing up engines and stuff? That’s nothing you need to train for. You just learn it yourself, that’s it. I just like inventing stuff. When I was a kid and all the other kids played with toys I just fiddled with screws and nuts. I’ve built this three-wheeler from an old chainsaw engine and a car seat.

Where did you get a chainsaw engine?

Bought it.

How could you afford that?

Ah, I didn’t buy it. I swapped. For a drill. The three-wheeler doesn’t have a handlebar right now, and this tube is a bit off, so it isn’t properly muffled. It makes a lot of noise. This cable is the gas.

How fast does it go?

We checked it this summer. My grandpa drove behind me on the four-wheeler, and we made it to 60 km per hour.

Have you built anything else?

I’ve made a bob-sledge that I can ride on water. I just hook it up to a boat, and when there’s a wave I can do jumps with it. I’ve made a water kick sled too.

What else do you do?

Me and Simon play paintball sometimes. It’s usually us against everyone from the other villages, so we mostly lose.

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