NEWSLETTER



DOS & DON'TS

The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all


You know 500 years from now some asshole is going to think this is what people in the 20th century looked like. It's like how we take the entire middle ages and go, "Oh yeah, they were a bunch of dickhead knights." Comments/Enlarge | See all






RELATED ARTICLES

CHRIS NIERATKO - SECTION 1
A GIRL WHO GOT HER FACE FUCKED UP REAL...
GLOBAL TREND REPORT '08 - BARCEL...
Spanish girls like to dress up to the poi...
MY OBAMA HAJJ
Words and Photos by Sam McPheeters
THE GREAT FIREWALL
Surfing the Chinese Inter-Not!












’m still in school. I’m 18 years old. I don’t know what I want to do when I’m older. A few years back, I absolutely didn’t want to work in the mine. I thought I wanted something better. But I’m not sure anymore. If it was still there I might feel differently about it.

Us kids were never up there playing or nothing. A person died up there when we were small, and that scared us off. He’d been welding or whatever and then something came off and he was split in half. I was down by the road when the ambulance came.

What I really like is doing Air Combat. They’re model airplanes from World War II in scale 1:12 and we fly them seven at a time. There’s a strip of paper hanging from the tail of every plane, then there’s sandpaper on the wings. You’re supposed to use it to cut the paper from all the other planes. Last one with paper on his plane wins. We all wear helmets when we fly the planes. Since we’re all trying to get as close to each other as possible, crashes are common. I’ve never seen anyone have plane parts drop on their head, but if it happened I’m sure it would be serious.

This August I went south to compete in the world championships and I came in eighth. When I was down there I met someone from Skåne who asked me if I’d been riding snow scooter lately. “Sure,” I said, “I took a spin yesterday.” It was meant as a joke, because it was such a stupid question. But the next day a girl came up to me and said, “I heard you took the scooter for a spin yesterday.” I folded over from laughing so hard. I mean, we had stopped driving the scooters several months back.

But actually, sometimes when the summer comes we can keep riding on the lake. As long as you keep giving it plenty of gas you don’t sink, but if you slow down you might get water on the belt and then it starts slipping. Then you sink. I suppose that’s the challenge, to see how far and slow you can drive without sinking. We sunk a scooter in the deep end last summer, but all we had to do was tow it back up. As long as you empty the gas and the oil and let it dry out there’s no problem.

During Easter, the place is crowded with Norwegians. I don’t think I’m supposed to say this, but I almost feel like there are a few too many Norwegians sometimes. We were at the bar last Easter and someone yelled, “Go away, fucking Swedes!” I thought that was a bit rich, when they’re visiting Sweden and all.

ERIK SUNDSTRÖM

See all articles by this contributor

< PREV

Comments


POST A COMMENT [SIGN IN]
Hi, in case you haven't heard, you can now sign up to become a "member" of Viceland.com, which entitles you to all sorts of amazing benefits like pictures and a nickname. Click here to make your own profile. You can still comment if you don't, but you gotta do it all 'nonymously.

Name:
Comment: