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| Rolling on E can be a bit of a bummer if you’re not the center of attention and nobody wants to make out with you. But when you’re the master of ceremonies and you’re lying there like a Native American Thor with at least three viable pussy options, nothing is better. |
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| It’s hard to place what is so rad about this girl (Puerto Rican birthday clown not withstanding) but the way she combines haute couture and nerd-at-a-sleepover makes you want to start a TV show where you two travel around the world fucking with people. |
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| When you’re a 10 it’s best to pull back on the accessories and just go like, one lipstick punch, one New York shirt and then back off. When you have too much shit on you it’s like Batman calling Robin a homo. It’s just mean. |
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See what I mean? This is dirty pool. All that gold shit on top of those knee high boots is a huge fuck off to all the 6s and 7s that are in there trying their best.
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| The bag is a bit fag but how about the way this guy made Interpol into a mod version of a soccer hooligan? Like all the grimy after hours clubs of New York mixed with the dry wit and superior education of North London. |
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| Getting Asian chicks is easy but when you’re an Asian guy, getting white chicks can be a hassle. Sometimes the only way to do it is to come on real strong and brave and basically insist that every woman you see kisses your ass. |
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In a world where every anus with access to a magazine is wearing stressed denim and a silkscreened blazer, it’s nice to see guys go out on a limb and rock homeless golf pirate and 14th Century swashbuckler in a giant piece of lint.
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| Just when you think the whole city is one big jaded mess of self-conscious dipshits that are too cool to care, a cute couple like this comes along and makes trying okay. Not trying too hard, but just enough to have a good time. |
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| Looking sexy is just various combinations of being relatively nude. If the outfits already been done a few times other girls will call you a slut, but if you can throw this over that shoulder, cut these almost up your ass and let some tits come crawling out in a new way, you get to give out boners scorn free. |
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| Tuxedo shirts are a get out of jail free card for any girl in the world—even incredibly attractive ones in short shorts that are red with exhaustion and covered in sweat. |
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