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All your bad secrets. Everything you’ve ever done that you want to forget. Every silent fart you ever had. It’s all in his hair. It’s all in his bread dread portable bed that he carries everywhere he goes. That and billions and billions of tiny bugs. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Wouldn’t it be great to take a time machine back to 1982 and start a “Normals Night,” where everyone would wear bunchy polo shirts and cargo shorts and one of those baseball caps with the fishing hook on the brim and dance to late 90s R&B? Comments/Enlarge | See all







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THE SORROWS OF YOUNG WERTHER
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"DUDE! YOUR FART IS A PIECE OF ASS!"
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"LOOK! YOUR JACKET MATCHES MY ASSHOLE!"

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I miss old New York. Where are all the crippled drug dealers mauling shitfaced single moms? Where are the homeless people shitting on the road? Huh? What’s a guy got to do to get murdered around here these days?
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CHIEF SITTING BULLSHIT

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Subject: shit for breakfast
Date: Aug 06 2006 06:35:55 PM
Author: play by play


In this cartoon "The Drunk Indian," ends up winning the battle or the conflict, so I'm not sure I would say this story is opposing native peoples or undermining their strength as a culture.

We can assume "The Drunk Indian," to be the protagonist because in the last panel he reveals that he has tricked "Nazi Penis," into eating a bowl of "a cold bowl of yellow Indian feces." We may perceive him therefore to be winner of this small competition or battle scene.

However, one might notice that at the beginning of the comic, "The Drunk Indian," himself, is also eating "a cold bowl of yellow Indian feces." So, either way, we're all eating shit for breakfast. In a way, this comic is about sharing.



Subject: well well well
Date: Mar 09 2006 11:34:56 PM
Author: erg

looks like they wont draw the line unless it effects them personally.



Subject: the final solution
Date: Feb 27 2006 02:28:33 PM
Author: cokebelly

ooooooooooo i just hate people that think racism isnot funny. high humour is laughing at shitty circumstances; i bet they cried during 9-11. AND they laugh at everything Opera says.
i want indians to make EXTREMELY racists cartoons about white people, they must have sooo much great material/anger!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: Nothin to say
Date: Feb 09 2006 03:56:29 PM
Author: blackfeet chick

This was stupid but funny. Thats what all native people need is a good laugh.



Subject: orgggggggggggggg
Date: Feb 08 2006 04:18:51 PM
Author: Indian poop

I'll address the second point first.

Gavin went on a trip to Indian country. Everyone at Vice is super lazy and/or in rehab, so I assume this seemed like as good an idea as any for an issue. Indians get no pub and never get to discuss their culture, lifestyles, problems and concerns- why shouldn't they get their own issue, they took the time to write the articles. That isn't glamorizing; it's reporting.

Secondly, given that a giant fucking National Socialist boner is hanging out in some arid mesa with a stereotypical 19th century depiction of an Indian, I don't think you should read too much into this cartoon because:

a) it's a cartoon and;
b) it's a fucking anachronism

Also, did you notice that herr Cockhoffer ate a bowl of feces? The Indian outsmarted him. I say good for the Indian.

Do some Indians really like drinking? Uh yeah. I think they're kinda concerned about substance (ab)use in their communities.

Would a human subsisting on mainly corn (as many pre-twentieth century Indians did) have funky yellow shit? I thinks so my friend.

Finally, just to clarify, it's a cartoon.



Subject: re: dear idiots...
Date: Feb 08 2006 03:03:16 PM
Author: aamm

i would usually agree with you and not take this kind of shit so seriously.
however, and this is coming from a die-hard vice fan, that cartoon is pretty ugly.
two reasons:

1. utilizing a style of racial mockery that would be unacceptable for any ethnic or racial group besides indians. come on.

2. showcasing this concurrent with the "Natives"-themed issue, which interestingly glamorized contemporary Blackfeet life for the consumption of hipsters...which would be cool except it's not cause of that cartoon: evidence that even when you put a face to a name all the ignorance just continues anyway.



Subject: me wuv Johnny Ryan
Date: Feb 08 2006 08:54:24 AM
Author: PunkRockKitchen.com

I'm surprised. Usually Johnny's stuff is so much more, I dunno, anatomically correct. I mean, c'mon, why would a Jew-hating Nazi penis be circumcised?



Subject: dear idiots...
Date: Feb 08 2006 12:46:06 AM
Author: INdian poop

"ed" stands for editor.

It's a cartoon about a giant Aryan Nazi penis that ate Indian shit. Are you really taking this seriously? A giant, talking, German penis for christ's sake? Seriously.

It's a fucking cartoon. What, are you going to burn a Danish embassy?



Subject: hate/racism promoting website
Date: Feb 07 2006 09:20:12 PM
Author: Aga

This website is about the worse I've seen. What you depict here is not funny at all - but so disrespectful to native people and for that matter, to all people. For those who love your publication or so they claim, well, I'd say they have very empty lives and no integrity, honesty or anything better to do, that stir the pot and hope more trouble comes from it.

Isn't there enough hate in this world without you promoting more of it?



Subject: the genius below me
Date: Feb 07 2006 01:39:26 PM
Author: frances

"whoever 'ed' is"
hahaha you are a fucking moron



Subject: WAS I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?!?!
Date: Feb 05 2006 06:32:38 PM
Author: PROUD NATIVE

I could bring myself down you your level, and come back with some racist things to say about white people..... but i'll raise above that, and just say who ever "ed" is, grow up.



Subject: Who was the author
Date: Feb 03 2006 11:37:06 PM
Author: Hmmm

someone from hollywood or a screenwriter of stupid sitcoms, this ranks amongst the stupidist thing i have ever seen1



Subject: Howw Lee Shiiit
Date: Feb 02 2006 08:04:35 PM
Author: Wow

I dunno what I'm more impressed with, a six foot tall aryan boner, or a drunk Indian with enough money to be a drunk Indian and still have enough money to buy cereal, even if the cereal is about as racist as the boner on a bad day.



Subject: no, no, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnn
Date: Feb 02 2006 08:51:09 AM
Author: daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmn

oh man, he so went there



Subject: another winner
Date: Feb 01 2006 07:46:03 PM
Author: JOnnydIshes

Very funny. Yellow corn poop. Big big winner.



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