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Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
johnny ryan is sooooooooo funny
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
man, i really hope johnny ryan dies a long winded painful death. what an asshole.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
and i’m starting to think that my trust fund is bigger than yours
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
this was a private joke. you all missed the point completely.

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