Despite what rich cunts and homosexuals in the fashion industry tell you, the best way to handle a ring of chub around your waist is to proudly wear a shirt that says, “Hey, I’ve got a ring of chub around my waist. What’s going on tonight?” Boys like that because they see a bit of a belly as an extra tit and boys like tits. Doye. Comments/Enlarge |
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If God made you into every 14-year-old boy’s fantasy tell him to fuck off by going demure prep school and adding a dash of Sandra Dee. Comments/Enlarge |
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NOODLE DOODLES David Shrigley and a Bunch of Bands Make ...
It’s fun to put corny hot chicks in the DON’Ts because it makes all the horny 14-year-olds almost as mad as when a slightly chubby, stylish chick is in the DOs. Comments/Enlarge |
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