YO DYKE! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! - How to Legally Play With Dead Animals

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You know what? If you’re going to be a hideously ugly fat bitch with shitty taste in everything why not own it?
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Seeing women expose themselves and get fingered in a club makes you think the end of the world is near, but when a dude is getting his poker polished it’s like, “Nice going bra, get ’er shined up!”
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