YO DYKE! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! - The Horror Issue

DOS & DON'TS

The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge | See all

I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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		TAAKE IS DEAD At Least For a Few Months

		LAST RITES Instructions for My Funeral

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