If you get caught driving while horny you can either give your penis a breathalyzer, let them take a cum sample, or talk to Officer McBonebender over here.
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When guys get pass-out drunk, we all laugh along and go, “Aw, Ryan, you big oaf,” because men don’t have embryos and it doesn’t matter how polluted they get. When women get all Weekend at Bernie’s, however, it’s just not right. It’s like she fell asleep at the vagina and that makes all mother’s sons feel uncomfortable.
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