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I guess pigs are flying and hell is freezing because we just put somebody with Birkenstocks in the DOs. Sorry, but he looks like he invented records. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Jesus Christ, he shaved his entire body, decapitated a few ingrown pubes on the way down, and now we all have to stare at it like a heavy metal gay bar on welfare.
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Forget false metal, someone really needs to call for a death to false nerds. We're talking about all these frat guys and regular bitches who saw Juno and decided to retrofit their boring personalities with a bunch of shitty cartoon characters and video games they don't know the name of. Who do we talk to about getting this done? Who's the current Nerdatollah, Harry Knowles? Comments/Enlarge | See all

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