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It’s hard to pinpoint why this girl is such a bonus. Is it the sweatshirt t-shirt with the retarded inside joke on it or is it the acid-washed jeans? Maybe it’s the 80s accessories. All we know is this bitch looks like your best friend’s funny sister and guess who most guys end up marrying. That’s right. This is your wife. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Women look at the girl on the left and say, “Those earrings and those sneakers? Bitch, please.” Men look at her and think, “I want to wrap her up in cotton wool and then slowly discover what every square inch of her ass tastes like.” Comments/Enlarge | See all







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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?
PS: You look like a German lesbian.Comments/Enlarge | See all





Photographer: Adrian Mesko
adrianmesko.com
Stylist: Stevie Dance
Producer: Jo Ryan
Hair: Naoki Yamaguchi & Sae
Yoshida-May for Elixir salon
Make-up: Chichi
Model: Avril at Work Agency
Location: Matt “The King” Stanfield’s pad



Vintage blouse from Grandma Takes a Trip; Shakuhachi crochet singlet; Vintage sequined jumpsuit from C’s Flashback



Vintage blouse and crochet jumpsuit from Grandma Takes A Trip; Skeleton stockings, gloves and bow ties from The Costume Hire Shop; Vintage heels from Grandma Takes a Trip; Necklace and rings from Phantas; Top Hat made to order from Matt Weston



Vintage blouse and sailor swimsuit from Grandma Takes a Trip;
Eye patch and pirate hat from The Costume Hire Shop; Ring from Phantas



La Senza black briefs under Cosabella red briefs;
Rebecca Dawson cotton bra; Marni Skillings crochet vest; Vintage Blouses from Grandma Takes a Trip;
Necklace and ring from Phanton; Hysteric Glamour bed cover



Vintage blouse from Grandma Takes a Trip; Shakuhachi crochet singlet; Vintage sequined jumpsuit from C’s Flashback; Converse leather hi-tops— models own.



Scream mask and Stooges glasses from The Costume Hire Shop; Vintage blouse from Grandma Takes a Trip



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