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However, if you are an ugly nerd with big glasses don’t fret. Instead of trying to be cool, swing the pendulum the other way and go for “Crazy geek guy.” You just get some stupid outfit from Value Village and jump around like an asshole. You think girls are going to be bummed out that you were too busy learning stuff to know how to dance?Comments/Enlarge | See all

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The fingers are jointed pieces of wood fitted together.

This is the Yeti’s wooden palm.

You have to be really careful with band saws because they move so fast.

The finished hand frames, pre-fur. A wire runs from each finger-tip to a loop in the palm which you pull to make the hand close, but you have to really reef on them to make it work.

It was hard as hell to walk in this thing, but once you get the hang of it, it’s like masturbating.

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