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A Meatman Weighs In



Tesco Vee of The Meatmen was way, way ahead of the curve on Boomer hating. He wrote the song “1 Down, 3 To Go” about the Beatles way back in ye olden times of 1983.

We asked Tesco to revisit his sentiments about the Fabulously Overrated Four now that it’s 2 Down, 2 To Go…

“Truth be told I was as big a fan of the Fab 4 as the rest of the universe, but when selecting targets for maximum shock value they were an obvious choice. The reaction to Lennon being gunned down and his quick elevation to sainthood belied the years of mediocrity with Sea Hag Ono, and their stinky no bath nude-ins and stints on Mike Douglas. Now 25 years hence I torment the 29 year old who sits behind me at work with a relentless stream of ‘2 down 2 to Go!’ and the visceral reaction remains the same. Just because they were the second greatest pop group of all time—behind ABBA of course—does not absolve them of the guilt and shame that accompanies iconic hero worship and the joy I felt flingin’ that musical cyanide pie in their faces. Still brings a gleam to this ol’ buzzards eye.”

TESCO VEE
Hear the original song here.


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Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
Genius!
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
ps: gary higgins is probably a dickweed.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
guess what. your parents were probably assholes. i dont have the patience to read this diharrea, but that seems like its probably the case. the fact is not all baby boomers are pretentious dickweeds.
Didymus, on Apr 16, 2009 wrote:
Why are you named after a supermarket?

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