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I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Photography: Alex Sturrock
Styling: Pegah Farahmand


Polo shirt by KR3W Apparel, Jeans by 55DSL, Hat by Matix, Trainers by Gola



Robert : Dad of two
“Being an extreme dad is more fun for the kids”

Polo shirt by Fred Perry, Jumper by Duck and Cover, Trousers by Boxfresh, Watch by Nixon



Kenny: Dad of one
“You’re only as old as you feel and I keep myself feeling young by never going out with ugly girls. What do I think of other dads? I think they’re trapped by their wives and get brain washed. Me? I have a 23-year-old-boy and he’s smashing. Although the little bugger owes me a fiver”

Jumper by Fenchurch, Jeans by Dickies, Shoes by Vans



Jason: Dad of one
“I’m into fast cars but I’m a tart. I only give people glimpses of my engine!”
“Once there was a glamour model who wanted to do a porno with the car and insisted that I go and watch!”

Shirt by Volcom, Jeans by Meltin’ Pot, Trainers by Airwalk, Watch by Nixon



Andrew: Dad of one
“My philosophy of life is pedal to the metal, throttle to the stop…flat our. Do or Die. I feel sorry for normal parents, and their kids. They don’t know how much it’s fucking them up. I would say I’m definitely cutting edge. I wear bad ass clothes. I get all my own gear made too, all with ‘Mad Count’ on it. I like to get all my designer stuff at TK Maxx. You can get all your designer stuff at a fraction of the price.”

T-shirt by Ambiguous, Shirt models own, Jeans by Meltin’ Pot, Trainers by New Balance, Shades by Oakley, Bandana models own

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