EW, I SAW MY PARENTS DOING IT!
Interviews: Olav Brekke Mathisen, Tobias Dunér-Axelsson, Elin Unnes
Photos: Janna Gillen, Joel Rhodin
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| Ellen: When I got my first job I rushed home to tell my parents all about my first day at work. I had never thought of them as sexual beings and was surprised to see them in action. It seemed kind of violent, but I guess I was just stunned. I remember the smell of their bedroom. |
Lars Erik: Seeing my parents going at it scared the living shit out of me. I was very young and my mother had to comfort me for hours. I cried and was afraid of dad for months. I think he yelled at me when I opened the door to their room and that was probably what freaked me out, not the humping.
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Angela: I had the hots for all of mom’s boyfriends. She was really good looking and brought home lots of hunky men. There was rampaging at our house every week, and I loved it. They always brought presents for me and I didn’t mind them groping mom in the kitchen. |
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| Pia: My father rented a sailboat. At night, you could hear everything, and me and my sister heard it all. Every night, sometimes for hours, boobs flapping. My sister didn’t understand what was going on, and was all curious and wanted to see for herself. I hated it so much. I hated both of them. |
Ida: I’ve walked in on my mom having sex… I don’t know, about five times? The most embarrassing was when I was about 16. I had been out getting drunk with a few friends, and when we came home for food we could hear my mom through the front door. But to get to my room we had to pass the kitchen, it’s an open kitchen, and there was my mother, getting it on standing up in the kitchen. She just shouted “Move along! Move along!” to us and we ran into my room and freaked out. Me and my mom haven’t mentioned it since.
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Karl: I was about 14 and came home early from soccer practice. I saw my parents naked on the floor in the living room. Their room is on the other side of the entrance so they had to run, giggling and naked, past me. My parents have caught me three times as well. The first time it happened my girl took the entire bed cover and left me buck-naked on the bed. My mom just said, “Now we’re even.” The second time was no biggie, but the third time both my parents walked in on us. I’m still with that girl from the last incident. |
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| Lotta: I was 16 when my dad saw me doing it. Me and my boyfriend were alone at my place. I was going on vacation the day after and we figured we ought to have as much sex as possible. My boy is going down on me when my dad suddenly opens the door. “I’ve bought…eeeerh,” is all he says before he sees me with my boyfriend’s head between my legs. My boyfriend snaps around and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. I panicked, hid under my covers and didn’t come out until dad had gone to bed that night. |
Tobias: For some reason I went home from school during lunch. It took my mom and her hairy man a couple of seconds to get a grip. I froze long enough for him to roll over and hide under the covers. I remember thinking my mom was pale and not as well groomed as the porn mag chicks I had checked out. That night my very liberated mother wanted to have a chat with me about how natural it is to “make love.” She didn’t realize it just made the whole thing worse. Now I had a name for what she’d been doing, she had been “making love” to a hairy man. |
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See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Nov 21, 2009 wrote:
mom moms hairy | | Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote:
i had a sore tummy when i was little so my mom said i could sleep in her bed so i got in and was half aslep when my dad jumped on top of me and was slapping my tits and putting his dick in my mouth(it was horribe) me when my mum walked in and had a big argrument because my dad thinked that was my mum in the bed it was a nice felling tro | | Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2009 wrote:
haha i have a funny story. my parents got divorced when i was 15, that is also when i had sex for the first time after the first time i just didnt stop. i was 16 and i was at my dad’s house and no one was home so i called his cell. when he answered i heard moaning in the background and he said i will be home tomarrow morning can you stay home alone? i said yeah sure. 15 min. later my cell phone started to ring i answered it and it was my boyfriend he said i am bored can i come over and i was like sure but my dad wont be home till tomarrow morning and he was like oh good we can have fun. So i got excited and put out candles and and got a romantic movie. when he got to my house we watched the movie and strted to make out he picked me up and brought me to the bed room and we started to have sex. Right in the middle of my orgasm(i was screaming and moaning) my dad walked in with my step mom and he looked at me and said straight to my face i hope you are using a condom, we wernt and i got pregnat. but i wouldnt change it for the world i had a beautiful baby girl, and still with her dad and he still gives me screaming orgasm’s:) | | Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote:
haha yea i was caught aswell by my dad. he thought id left my tv on an fell asleep, he walked into my room in his yfronts at like 4am seen me doin this girl doggy style lol (hi dad)
he mumbled oh i thought u left your tv on an turned away, shut the door. i slapped the chick on her ass and we lold n carryd on, next day i tryd to smuggle her out the house, my mum was having none of it, hovering around the door to say hi.. i then stupidly told a mate, who in return asked my dad about it in the pub....thanks mate! making me and my dad, pub laughing stock:/ | | Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
COol stories bros | | Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
my name is Taylor Screwidge.i was about 15 when i caught my mom and dad in a act.you said you was 6 years old?? that sucking must of been not such a good look to you lol. | | Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
you’re talking about"sex" well hear my story. i was about 6 years old,im sure of.my dad came home from work and he brought home donutes,soda and bbq chips for me.my mom was in the bedroom.and my dad said"go to bed sweetie"so i did. then at 10:15 my stomach started hurting again,as yesterday too.i was crying,so i ran pass the kitchen,up the stairs and i opened the door and i said"mommy!my stomach is hurting again!"and i saw my mommy sucking my dad’s poker and my dad was saying"oh,yeah baby"and my parents quickly put their pajamas on when they saw me.my mommy said"sweetie im going to make it feel better,let me put you to sleep" that was the most nastiest sex i have ever seen,i didn’t know what sex was when i was six years old.not untill i was 8. | | Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
that is so nasty! | | Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2009 wrote:
wtf (below) :S
haha, what horrible experiences, I dont know what i would do if my parents walked iin on me and my boyfriend. | | |
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