HOME ARTICLES DOs & DON'Ts NEWS MUSIC FASHION REVIEWS ARCHIVES ACCOUNT

< PREVIOUS




Let’s face it cartoonists like Chris Ware are way better artists than any famous people lingering around Gavin Brown. Tattoos are permanent drawings so if you’re getting one you should use the best drawers around. If that isn’t a huge doye I don’t know what is.
Comments/Enlarge | See all



It’s lame to bitch about bands selling out especially when they’re all 60 years old, but the Sex Pistols on a mannequin at K-Mart? Just kidding! Who fucking gives a flying fuck if the Sex Pistols are at K-Mart?
Comments/Enlarge | See all







ASSSSCAT'S TEMPORARY, ONE-NIGHT ...
The Vice
Interview
MEXICAN RASHES - PART 2
Contraband, Commerce, and Art in One of M...
COCKS
Photos by Erwan Fichou
FEEL THE DARKNESS
Living And Breathing in Dirt in Odessa






DOS & DON'TS COMPETITION
One time, me and my cousins were in Hawai...
ELECTRIC INDEPENDENCE
In Aix-en-Provence at the start of June, ...
EXTINCT ANIMAL TRADING CARDS
TIDBITS
A monthly look at things we love - v12n7



If you’re a girl who looks like a faggy boy, don’t fight it. Just throw on an ice skating outfit, hit the local cruise bars, and try to win back a few for our team. Comments/Enlarge | See all




Photo by the author

SKIN'S BEST FRIEND

Beasts Working Together



The quest for a good, legal weapon has been of paramount importance to Berlin’s neo-Nazi skins since, like, forever. Guns? Knives? No way—those will land you in the clink faster than you can say gesundheit, especially if you’ve got a bald, gleaming pate.

Some skins are catching on lately to an obvious solution. Just look down there at the end of that leash—it’s a four-legged coiled bear trap with no remorse and plenty of bloodlust. And—in its time off—it’s super for cuddling with.

We caught up with a few bona fide German Nazi skins to chat about their pooches.

Vice: Are you guys a gang?

Nazi: We are a group of friends and familiars trying to defend our interests and ourselves. We meet, we talk, we drink, and we shit just as you do. We go out together, as you might do with your friends. Call it gang if you want. You have to be protected.

Protected from what?

People who want to fuck you over. We make sure nobody fucks with us. We are organized. You have to know everything that happens around you.

What kind of dogs you have?

Pit bulls, of course. They’re easy to get, easy to teach, and real fuckers when you need them to be. A good pit bull will bite you so hard that he might fuck up your arm forever—without killing you.

And the cops don’t assume you have these dogs for this purpose?

They can assume what they want. A dog attack can be out of your control as an owner, which makes you less culpable than a gun or knife owner.

How did you settle on dogs to protect you?

The people dealing with real shit have always been protected by dogs. Even Nazis had dogs to attack people. Even the police have dogs.

The hood is getting harder. Some months ago we had a huge fight with some idiots trying to sell drugs in the wrong place. Of course the usual shit was involved: sticks and good kicks. Nobody wants to kill anybody. But it’s good to scare people. One of our dogs got one of those guys on his leg. He was bleeding all over and they all ran away. They never came back.

But if I have a gun, I can just shoot your dogs. Then what?

Then you better shoot us all, because we’re gonna get into serious shit. Basically, if you want to scare me, I’m fine with it as long as I started it. But if you want to kill me, then you better kill me.

GUNTER GLASS

SEE ALL ARTICLES BY THIS CONTRIBUTOR

< PREVIOUS









ABOUT US | SUBSCRIPTIONS | FIND VICE | MEDIA KIT

AUSTRALIA | AUSTRIA | BELGIUM: FRANÇAIS/NEDERLANDS | CANADA: ENGLISH/FRANÇAIS | DEUTSCHLAND
ESPAÑA | FRANCE | ITALY | 日本語 | MEXICO | NETHERLANDS | NEW ZEALAND | SCANDINAVIA | SCHWEIZ | UK | US

© 2000-2008, Vice Magazine North America | E-mail: vice@viceland.com | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Site Development: Solid Sender