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Besides the genius that you can make out in the photo (blackface Cleveland Indian anyone?) I’d like to add the removable, velcro, mini Etch A Sketch wristband and the little girl’s Dunk sole belt buckle. This fucker’s like the Inspector Gadget of the DOs.
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I hope to God she stays goth her whole life, but something tells me that as soon as they let Wednesday Addams-Benítez out of the house on her own, she’s going to turn into a cop. (PS: She’s, like, seven and she’s wearing an upside-down cross on a chain around her neck.) Comments/Enlarge | See all







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Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.”
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DON'T EAT SWINE

Keeping It Real in NYC





Guy in the middle: So a little bit of science behind the swine is that it’s way back, you know what I’m saying, when the caveman was around and, straight up and down, they say the caves were dirty. So they crossbreeded a snake, a cat, a rat, and a dog. So it wasn’t brought down here, you know what I’m saying, since the beginning of time. It was crossbreeded. It took years of time and it was brought on this earth for a garbage-disposal system. That’s why we not supposed to eat the swine.

Another thing, have you ever noticed? Pig does not have predators. You know what I’m saying? Animals know. Why don’t we know? That makes no sense.

Guy on the left: Every one of us know what we put in our stomach. A cat know what he put in his stomach. A dog know what he put in his stomach. A pigeon on the street don’t even eat what he eats.
Basically they took a sperm from a male rat, the sperm from a male cat, and interjected into a female dog as Brother Noble said, and this was supposed to be a garbage disposal. When they sent it to the caves, the Caucasians in the caves for 2,000 years, Moses had to go up and civilize them and the first Caucasian people that accepted the teachings of the book of life was the people that called themselves the Jews. That’s why Jews today all over the world don’t eat no pork. They go on the fast just like the Muslim world or any other civilized body of people or culture of people. So that should tell people also that there must be something peculiar why they don’t eat it too. The people that run the world don’t eat pork.

Guy on the right: Word.

Guy on the left: You understand what I’m saying? So what do you have to say about that?

Guy on the right: Yeah, yeah, just like he said. They even show you on TV if you put your mind to it and look at it, man. National Geographic, man, when you see one of them swines coming towards the river or whatnot where they’re going to drink water, well don’t you see the animals scatter all over the place? They don’t stay there and drink the same water as he’s drinking. That’s why. You know. You can see it. They showing it to you but you not even putting no mind to it. Just pay attention to it, bro. Pay attention.

Transcribed from the Manhattan cable access show Keep It Real (Mondays at 2:30 PM)


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