If you see a guy in a bar with perfect tits that looks like he might be a go-er, don’t be a pussy and sit there staring at him all night. Go up there! Rub your dick against his bare ass until he notices you. Comments/Enlarge |
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Why would you wait for some company to create a satellite-feed surveillance pack when you know they're just going to slap their logo all over it and make the battery a piece of shit. Just build the damn thing yourself and get to blogging every single second of every single day ever.Comments/Enlarge |
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LITERARY PortaJohnny: The Best of Angry Youth Comi...
NAKEDNESS He thinks: She sees him through the kitch...
COMING OF AGE See, he's not my proper son, not by blood...
His “punk” hair is a teeny bit gay, but come on. He’s wearing a padlock, a mini-kilt and itsy-bitsy Docs with red anarchy laces. If I try to forcibly adopt him will they send Chris Hansen after me?Comments/Enlarge |
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