If you really like a girl, you have to be willing to get the shit beaten out of you for anything she does, even if it's total bullshit. This rule sucks when you're dating a sadistic drunk who likes to grab meatheads' asses then run off to the bathroom, but eventually it should lead you to someone who only drags you into fights that are 100 percent unavoidable.
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You could describe this one-man dancefloor to a blind guy and when you got to the part where you had to explain the stupid ethnic skull hat, dude would fly into a rage and start flailing his blind fists around hoping to at least get one punch in. Comments/Enlarge |
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