Hats are lame (we call them toques) but if you’re not all serious about it like a new dad and you’re wearing kind of a goof one it becomes a parody of hats which is good again. (Especially when you’re so hot you make a grown man cry.) Comments/Enlarge |
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Russian girls like to have this dark, brooding thing that makes them look like Dostoevsky with tits. Of course, if they do look like Dostoevsky with tits, dudes are like, “You can be as deep and intellectual as you want. I’m not a gay.”Comments/Enlarge |
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Sometimes when we see sandals and cargo shorts and sluts in shirts that say “Diva,” we think nobody’s listening. Then Fast Times boner fantasies like these walk into the room and it’s like they’re mind readers. Comments/Enlarge |
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